Transfer Rumours Harry Maguire

I haven't got any actual privileges on here. I'm like one of those shopping centre security guards, who buy their uniform off ebay.

 

Oh i see ... can you wipe a snot on tobes uniform for me please

 

Yeah sure mate. I'll **** in a handkerchief and leave it in his pocket too.

 

Cheers pal

Make it the most impressive yule that youve ever produced aye

 

Stop whining mate, you’re now doing it on multiple threads, it’s as dull as ****.

 

Jeez if you think im whining you should hete the cricket fans winging about sore aems etc ...

Im just taking the piss out of you basically at least try to enjoy it x

Dull ? Christ you make rafa benitezs tactics look exciting

 

Dont start him off

 

Well that's a surprise ... I realised you don't really do banter when you embarked on your pathetic grudge tirade against Wendy (@West WindsR) ... whilst seeking and giving sycophantic likes on demand from / to Stalky Stan ... can't stand hypocrites and you are one of the biggest on here ... other than that, you come across as just a regular twat

 

Anyhoo ... all the best to Harry Maguire, I wish him well at United and am pretty confident that he will soon be a fan's favourite there

 

Never mind maguire whos this

Mbappe?

Im telling you the takeovers happening

 

Looks like Trevor McDonald to me mate.

 

I think weve beaten everton to sidebe

LOOK ITS DEFO HIM. YEES

 

Stan always gets a menshy. Always.

 

I think you’ve broken him mate.

 

Thats just a zoom btw

 

It's not pretty. I skim through his rants aimed at the, increasingly large number of, people he spends his days "bantering" with and invariably Stan or a guy who lives in Woking gets a menshy. The poor old soak needs a holiday.

 

Sidebe hairline

 

If you mean Sidibe, he’s heading to Everton bruv.

 

Why is he here then?