So the Newcastle board has given us possibly the greatest thread title in Not606 history... NUFC Sale to Billionaire Arab.. most likely a load of old Ashley spun monkey crap
Atletico 5-0 Real. Costa first half hat trick. Bale on the bench, giggling. Stunned silence from 60,000 New Jersey glory hunters. Stop it, please, I'm going to die laughing. You don't need Bale, no sirree Bob. Hey, here's a thought. If you don't want to pay someone 600,000 a week, don't agree to do just that. That's why they call it a contract. Notice it doesn't say you can stop paying him if you feel like it.
In the 65 mins Tripps was on the pitch, Atleti conceded just the one goal. In the 25 mins he was off of it, they conceded two. Yeah, Costa may have stolen the headlines but we know who the real MVP was. 7-3 though **** you, Real
I hear Marca are changing their name to Pogba to reflect the subtle change in their reporting over the coming days...
The beeb just announced that our irritating neighbours have agreed to sign Pepe from lille for 72 million, so much for their 42 million budget this season if it goes through
Yesterday their most gobshitey fans were trying to claim the fees for Saliba and Ceballoanee didn't factor into this summer's transfer budget Today the club say that, yeah, they did But, lucky for them, Pepe is willing to forego CL football at Lille this season to play not-CL football, but of course this doesn't mean he was motivated by the wage hike they offered, or the fact that in spite of having an impressive season (and, to be fair, a while back I did include him on a list of potential Big Signings this summer) none of Barca, Los Ladrones, Atletico, PSG, Bayern, Man Utd, The Sheikh Mansour Team, Saltypool, Chelsea, Tottenham, Lyon, or Dortmund showed any interest in him, which definitely doesn't imply the Nomads continue to sign players that nobody else wants...
Earlier today, Arsenal managing director Vinai Venkatesham reassured fans that the club had significant funds to spend. He said: “I don’t recognise this £40m figure, I have read it a lot. That doesn’t come from us, that doesn’t come from the club. The numbers never come from us.”
Arsenal and the PL and an increase in wages will always triumph over Lille and the farmers league, even if Lille are in the CL this season.
It's always good to have several dozen examples to point to whenever the hacks push the "Players want to play in the CL" Narrative
Let's hope the goons put their new signing on 300k a week for 6 years that should do the trick with no champions league money that'll really put them in trouble him and Ozil on gardening leave at the same time
Keeping them out of the CL is the main thing. It puts their wage bill into a vicious circle when it comes to new signings (they ain't coming for the PL or CL glory are they) . That signing also proves that the Goons were trying an unsettling campaign with Zaha to try and get him on the cheap (well played there) .
I don't think that Palace would accept the structure that Arsenal are supposedly using to pay for Pepe. Seems like it's being paid over quite a number of years, by all accounts.
Sky report that Wet Spam could be going for .................Adeybayor, the dildo brothers really will get rubber dicked giving him a contract
Is it true that Gold and Sullivan have signed 37 forwards at wet spam who between them have scored 199 goals in 920 games
Danny Welbeck is apparently struggling to find a new club, as no-one is willing to meet his £100,000-a-week wage demands. He also wants a huge signing-on fee, too. I wonder why you're struggling, Danny...
