Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

No they didn't, they were never in a race!

 

Spuds to finish below UTD next season

 

What sport?

 

Bog Snorkelling ...

 

You've got to be the favourites at that....

 

Not if there are a few hub caps in the bog ...

 

So excited your Mum is going to let you cross the road on your own.

 

Burnley ticket arrived today, not long now

 

Has anyone ever been this excited to watch Burnley?

 

Probably closest I'm gonna get to Accrington anytime soon tbf

But nah you can't beat the opening day buzz and optimism, no doubt it will get sucked out of us in a 1-0 defeat but until then...

New ground for me too, which is welcome as I can't make Sheffield or your gaff and I lost two from relegation/promotion.

****ing bit of a slog though.

 

United limp to a 0-1 win against Norwegian plumbers and gas fitters.

@Matth_2014 will be embarrassed by that abject performance.

 

I thought you’d ****ed off in a huff?

 

20 pages in 36 hours from one post, Tel.

What I do must seem like magic to people like you, yeah.

 

Oh right, so you’re still here then. Riveting.

 

Come off it, Tel!

Don’t pretend that you wouldn’t miss me if I stopped posting!

 

I could just look over your old posts mate, they’re literally all the same.

 

That’s a large part of my charm, Tel. You know exactly what you’re getting with me.