The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

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suarezlfc said:
It makes me wonder why he created a new account when he's just slipped straight back into KPR mode?
It's like spending the morning unblocking your toilet then taking a massive **** in it at the first opportunity.
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Talking of which, quick question. Anyone have any idea why on adverts for constipation and diarrhoea it is always women in the adverts? Never men.
I though it was blokes who had arse troubles and women didn't actually do this.
 
To be fair they probably both like to shag granny's, Pele is getting on now and does have a fondness for viagra.
there you are PELE!!!!
 
Rusholme Ruffian said:
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Talking of which, quick question. Anyone have any idea why on adverts for constipation and diarrhoea it is always women in the adverts? Never men.
I though it was blokes who had arse troubles and women didn't actually do this.
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Your observation about women in adverts is spot on - but you're wrong about them suffering the way that us men do.

Believe me - I have first hand experience (and no I'm not going to elaborate <yikes>)
 
Rooney is a very good player, but he has a long way to go to be as good as Henry was in the premier league let alone any other stars. He is a million miles off the level of Messi too.
 
Jonesey said:
Your observation about women in adverts is spot on - but you're wrong about them suffering the way that us men do.

Believe me - I have first hand experience (and no I'm not going to elaborate <yikes>)
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I think I may of been in a similar scenario.

It was on a boat in Thailand, and wasn't a pretty sight.
 
That's it though, I can't comment on constipation but us blokes all must have had at least one experience of 'following through'. Usually on holiday admittedly but if a sex need some immodium then it is ours.

I can see the people at Saachi & Saachi discussing the option of a bloke sprinting to the bog on his hols with brown water running down his shorts leg and dismissing it. Far better have a fit blonde sat on a park bench, that's the common experience of the runs.
 
Rusholme are you secretly trying tell us something about your game of golf last night?
 
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