You're a tragedy pal. You spent half your life doing the square root of fùck all and here you are slagging tourists for taking holidays in the places you were bumming about. You don't have the wit to know that you were far worse than them. They were simply enjoying a holiday from their normal life. It was your life ya fùcking moron.
Selling knock off shades and cans of pop to tourists ?
lol. I spent 17years having the good time that you mugs save up for all year to have for 2 weeks, if everyone else wants to mug themselves off that they 'contribute' and do things that are 'worthwhile' that's their delusion.You're a tragedy pal. You spent half your life doing the square root of fùck all and here you are slagging tourists for taking holidays in the places you were bumming about. You don't have the wit to know that you were far worse than them. They were simply enjoying a holiday from their normal life. It was your life ya fùcking moron.
Check this cùnt out. You can just imagine him standing on the strip of some tourist hell hole thinking he's a ticket. Checking out all the Marks, thinking the locals actually like him. Then back to a squalid flat to sleep on a piss Stained mattress because that's all his broke ass can afford.
Me old mate Sigmund Freud would probably suggest that if you would like people to call you "big" anything you probably are in possession of a micro penis and you **** your mum.Nah. I was sometimes sober.
Don't mistake the life I had abroad, or my living conditions, to what yours is in whichever ****-hole you currently reside. As to broke, lol, I worked a few hours a week most of the summer for the simple reason I could make enough money to afford to, especially when I moved to Ibiza. As to the rest of the world, I doubt you've seen much of it outside of the TV and internet, and I didn't only live in the med, or Europe, for that matter.
Has Gio dumped you?What's the dumbest things brits try to order, say or do on holiday while abroad, i will start us off;
Garlic bread in an Italian restaurant.
Pronouncing Bruschetta without a K
Saying Gracias or Grazi instead of GraziE
Expecting olive oil with bread and then complaining they didn't get any on TripAdvisor.
I'm sure there is a whole list for America.
@NSIS what's your experiences being an ex-pat?
And do Germans still get up early for the sun loungers
