Off Topic The Burly Arms

[Skylarker]

I’m not sure that a vid of their intrepid vlogger getting drilled a new one by a couple of Mexican studs is exactly what the advertisers had in mind.

You'd watch it

 

[Libby]

So basically this is you wanting to dick about, getting battered and stoned whilst filming it & hopefully getting paid.

You’re too old bruv

Did someone say midlife crisis?

 

[NSIS]

You'd watch it

Of course

 

[Skylarker]

Did someone say midlife crisis?

I was expecting all these comments

The best and most interesting vloggers are people 35+, you need a lot of life experience to capture good **** on film. I'm not interested in vlogging ibiza etc. I'd rather vlog a guy with no legs that's living on his own in a treehouse in Vietnam...


and get him ****faced on homebrew.

 

[Skylarker]

This is the sort of stuff I mean... I picked this at random, not handpicked.

This example has 4.1million views. Basically this 1 video paid for him to travel for about 9 months to 1 year...

But like I said it's all about building up a following, but I have ideas to help with that.

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[luvgonzo]

This is the sort of stuff I mean... I picked this at random, not handpicked.

This example has 4.1million views. Basically this 1 video paid for him to travel for about 9 months to 1 year...

But like I said it's all about building up a following, but I have ideas to help with that.

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I'm at a different point in my life and don't like drinking in the worst pubs in South Wales never mind a slum in Mumbai.

 

[PINKIE]

This is the sort of stuff I mean... I picked this at random, not handpicked.

This example has 4.1million views. Basically this 1 video paid for him to travel for about 9 months to 1 year...

But like I said it's all about building up a following, but I have ideas to help with that.

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Drinking in Mumbai's worst slums is pish mate. If you want real danger, you need to get along to see Dorset's most sought after rock band at one of their underground gigs and heckle the singer. Word is he can kill a man just by staring at him.....

That's next level shiz bru.

 

[PINKIE]

Fixed.

Some nice rocks in Venezuela to be fair mate.

 

[Sucky]

Chilling down the river with the bird smoking weed and drinking some beckys

Need a blow out. deffo getting high tonight

 

[Skylarker]

Chilling down the river with the bird smoking weed and drinking some beckys

Need a blow out. deffo getting high tonight

Drinking some beckys... lolz

 

[Skylarker]

I was gonna invite Sucky to Mumbai's worst slum.... was.

 

[Sucky]

I was gonna invite Sucky to Mumbai's worst slum.... was.

I've got mates that live in hayes and slough.
Cheaper to get there and all

 

[JakartaToon]

To use headphones ffs. or plug the phone into a stereo.
Don't gimme that wireless bluetooth yadda neither.

£100 pound apple ear pods designed to be lost.

You can just get an adaptor that fits in the charging slot which is what I use. Use the bluetooth on the speaker in the house as I don't really want a 6ft cable across the living room and I can't leave my phone by the speaker in case I miss one of Hiag's invariably witty posts.

 

[JakartaToon]

That was a one off, they've gone now I'm back to the shed on wheels.

I thought he was talking about Thomas.

 

[JakartaToon]

That's the sort of **** I'll be doing...

I'll add that to the notebook and give you a shout out fam.

I need some ideas of stuff people would watch. Might do a thread at some point for ideas. Building up a following is the biggest battle, but once that's done its plain sailing. 2 videos a day of 100k views each and you'll looking at 250k a year. They're not the exact figures but a rough estimate.

Harold Baldr earns close to a million a year. Bald and Bankrupt only started recently and earns **** loads too. Their video's are good but I think I've got more bottle than them.

I've been researching it for ages now but kept it on the down low.

I think one where you try and smuggle drugs into Bali would be a good watch. And all the money you make would come in useful when you have to bribe the judge to get you off Death Row.

Actually one on living on death row in Nusakambangan prison would also make a good follow-up.

 

[Commachio]

so sky wants to **** about the world, doing weird **** and get paid for it..

sounds cool. wish i had thought of it years ago.

 

[Sucky]

You can just get an adaptor that fits in the charging slot which is what I use. Use the bluetooth on the speaker in the house as I don't really want a 6ft cable across the living room and I can't leave my phone by the speaker in case I miss one of Hiag's invariably witty posts.

Or just by a phone for less than a grand+ that does all that and a heap a **** more and has a line out/hpJack, and that has a totally customisable OS, off market apks and pretty much all for free. Not to mention even next level **** if you know how/where and what to look for.

It's all about preference of course but more importantly what you do on and with your phone. If your a "citizen" great use an iPhone.
but trust me. Iphones are gash if you want a laptop/pc experience out of a smartphone.

Dark age. Skynet **** bruh.

dafik

 

[Sucky]

Obviously I've been on the beckys tonight lads

 

[JakartaToon]

Or just by a phone for less than a grand+ that does all that and a heap a **** more and has a line out/hpJack, and that has a totally customisable OS, off market apks and pretty much all for free. Not to mention even next level **** if you know how/where and what to look for.

It's all about preference of course but more importantly what you do on and with your phone. If your a "citizen" great use an iPhone.
but trust me. Iphones are gash if you want a laptop/pc experience out of a smartphone.

Dark age. Skynet **** bruh.

dafik

To be honest I really couldn't give a toss what phone I use but I have used iphones for a long time now and don't want to have to acclimatise to a new format. If I want a laptop/pc experience that's what I use. All the apps I need I can get on my iphone so I guess I will just stay a citizen then.

 

[Sucky]

To be honest I really couldn't give a toss what phone I use but I have used iphones for a long time now and don't want to have to acclimatise to a new format. If I want a laptop/pc experience that's what I use. All the apps I need I can get on my iphone so I guess I will just stay a citizen then.

It ain't even that deep bru. I mean citizen as in law abiding. I'm a citizen too. But then I don't have an iPhone.
All depends on your search history and pornhub favourites tbh
Dont even listen to me man I'm just fukin about talking ****.