The North London Power-Shift

I’ve gone all Scouse in support.

 

News is beginning to break that we've stolen Saliba from the Gunners just as the lawyers were finalising the paperwork.

We strengthen us, weaken Arsenal and massively rip the piss, all in one neat package.

If this is true, it will be proof that the North London Power Shift has been completed.

Levy will be hailed as a living God, and Pixie's life on this board will be over.

 

Just think if you'd won the CL you could have really ripped the piss yeah!

 

If Spurs sign Saliba AFCTV will be amazing.

 

My gooner mates been on about him going there for weeks, major lols on the way if he goes spurs

 

It put us on the map regardless.

Us and the Gunners are now worlds apart.

 

It will be an outstanding coup.

I'm not talking about the player... I'm talking about the wum value.

 

Yep, we have a haul of major trophies.

You ain’t won one since dinosaurs ruled.

 

Best thing is it’s no lose for us.

We sign him - we’ve just ****ed Arsenal over on one of their key targets.

We don’t sign him - means Arsenal will have matched our bid therefore that’s a bigger chunk of dough out of their supposedly small budget.

 

Norwich yet to buy a player over a million pounds

 

We’ve bid the same amount apparently

 

Which means he's coming to us, yeah?

 

Bookmarked

 

Norwich will beat

Tottenham

Aston villa

Man city

 

We’ve offered more upfront. You lot were trying to do instalments.

 

The player don't look to bad either tbh bro

 

Please stop playing this broken record, Pix, it's getting deeply embarrassing for you.

If we take Saliba off you, there's no coming back from that.

We both know that.

 

Simple facts Sandy. No need to get rattled by them.

If he doesn’t go to spurs now, you are in for a wum rinsing mate.

 

True enough, Sucky old boy!

He looks quality.

I reckon Levy has been planning this little coup, mate.

 

No coming back from signing an average player from a side that didn't win anything last season ?