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United holding out for £75m from Inter Miln for Lukaku. There are two major sticking points left:

1) it’s Lukaku ffs <doh>
2) It’s Inter ‘cheapskate Italians’ Milan ffs <doh>
 
Peter Crouch has confirmed his retirement. In a statement on Twitter, the former England international said:
"After a lot of deliberation this summer I have decided to retire from football! Our wonderful game has given me everything. I’m so thankful to everyone who helped me get there and to help me stay there for so long."
 
Erm, no, his quality deserves no less than Strictly, which he would win. His samba would be spectacular and his tango smoking, though the waltz might be too lacking in pace for him to exploit fully.

excellent suggestion.

his fake tan and teeth would glow under the lights.

top top reality tv suggestion this.
 
I remember Pete Crouch for so many things, his dancing and scissor's overhead kick.
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Wishing him happy retirement.
 
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Perfect hatrick. Think it was against arsenal. Left foot right foot and head.

Not many, if anyone else, can have stake to that claim.
 
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