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Fosse still tryin to be one of the cool m'fkkers on here?

 

There's cool mfs on here?

 

Never was one for following or being needy Slurpy ... set my own trends

 

On the money ... there are a few who think they are ... the fact we are here in the first place suggests otherwise

I've got age as an excuse, Skylar Carr has height, HIAG mid-life, Hernia supports West Ham ....

 

Dorset?

 

You're obviously misinterpreting too many posts and allowing your prejudices to form your conclusions

 

Good morning Britain

They've got a throuple on soon, should be good (god I need some footy soon)

 

Fosse on a rampage what did you lot do to him ffs

 

That'll be it then

 

Wow these insecure ****s have let my 'cool' Bantz rattle their little egos.

Yeah I feel much better now that I feel cool on here guise...my day will be much more productive

 

It's Friday mate ... work from home .... time on my hands

 

Anyway Teas brewed now

Need to strain the T bag and enjoy my cuppa

brb

 

Gonna go see what metths doing on twitter.

Again I need some football soon.

 

Way to go Slurpy

 

Well that was easy ... breakfast time

 

Place is withering without footie.

Most folk have been reduced to idly claiming some half arsed Bantz victory but can't really be bothered to follow it through

Footie season can't come soon enough

 

Fossy actually made it to 9:30 without getting totally dry jumped

 

Like you could jump high enough, Skylar Carr

 

Just back from doing school run. Popped into Waitrose and now sitting down to a bowl of Lilly's Pistacio and Passion Fruit Granola ( which they've got on offer) ... added sliced fresh strawberries and a spoonful of Manuka honey before smothering with semi-skimmed milk... @PISKIE will be proud