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Okay.

Here's the truth, straight. No punches pulled.

There is no one on here that rattles me.

Yeah, I know, Pixie will bang on about the day I "called the cops," but we all know that even he doesn't believe that ****.

Truth is, I've never flounced, or felt the need to call brb a **** for not banning certain assholes.

All of that is a myth.

But - and here it comes - I have rattled the absolute fcuk out of practically everyone on this board. Hell! I'm banned from more boards than most of you have posted on! Tell me that's not the very definition of "rattled."

With an intellect like mine, it's all too easy to wind people up. The likes of Commie, Matth, Stan, and Bambs get rattled at the mere thought that I might post on a thread. Hell! Pixie banned half the Gooner board because he thought they were socks of mine!

It doesn't get any sweeter than that as a Wum Master.

Anyway, I don't want to hijack this thread by attracting a load of rattled posts from those who view me as their nemesis, so I will leave it at that, yeah.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Okay.

Here's the truth, straight. No punches pulled.

There is no one on here that rattles me.

Yeah, I know, Pixie will bang on about the day I "called the cops," but we all know that even he doesn't believe that ****.

Truth is, I've never flounced, or felt the need to call brb a **** for not banning certain assholes.

All of that is a myth.

But - and here it comes - I have rattled the absolute fcuk out of practically everyone on this board. Hell! I'm banned from more boards than most of you have posted on! Tell me that's not the very definition of "rattled."

With an intellect like mine, it's all too easy to wind people up. The likes of Commie, Matth, Stan, and Bambs get rattled at the mere thought that I might post on a thread. Hell! Pixie banned half the Gooner board because he thought they were socks of mine!

It doesn't get any sweeter than that as a Wum Master.

Anyway, I don't want to hijack this thread by attracting a load of rattled posts from those who view me as their nemesis, so I will leave it at that, yeah.
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Nobody is gonna read that bro.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Okay.

Here's the truth, straight. No punches pulled.

There is no one on here that rattles me.

Yeah, I know, Pixie will bang on about the day I "called the cops," but we all know that even he doesn't believe that ****.

Truth is, I've never flounced, or felt the need to call brb a **** for not banning certain assholes.

All of that is a myth.

But - and here it comes - I have rattled the absolute fcuk out of practically everyone on this board. Hell! I'm banned from more boards than most of you have posted on! Tell me that's not the very definition of "rattled."

With an intellect like mine, it's all too easy to wind people up. The likes of Commie, Matth, Stan, and Bambs get rattled at the mere thought that I might post on a thread. Hell! Pixie banned half the Gooner board because he thought they were socks of mine!

It doesn't get any sweeter than that as a Wum Master.

Anyway, I don't want to hijack this thread by attracting a load of rattled posts from those who view me as their nemesis, so I will leave it at that, yeah.
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Okay.

Here's the truth, straight. No punches pulled.

There is no one on here that rattles me.

Yeah, I know, Pixie will bang on about the day I "called the cops," but we all know that even he doesn't believe that ****.

Truth is, I've never flounced, or felt the need to call brb a **** for not banning certain assholes.

All of that is a myth.

But - and here it comes - I have rattled the absolute fcuk out of practically everyone on this board. Hell! I'm banned from more boards than most of you have posted on! Tell me that's not the very definition of "rattled."

With an intellect like mine, it's all too easy to wind people up. The likes of Commie, Matth, Stan, and Bambs get rattled at the mere thought that I might post on a thread. Hell! Pixie banned half the Gooner board because he thought they were socks of mine!

It doesn't get any sweeter than that as a Wum Master.

Anyway, I don't want to hijack this thread by attracting a load of rattled posts from those who view me as their nemesis, so I will leave it at that, yeah.
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I always get a menshy.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Okay.

Here's the truth, straight. No punches pulled.

There is no one on here that rattles me.

Yeah, I know, Pixie will bang on about the day I "called the cops," but we all know that even he doesn't believe that ****.

Truth is, I've never flounced, or felt the need to call brb a **** for not banning certain assholes.

All of that is a myth.

But - and here it comes - I have rattled the absolute fcuk out of practically everyone on this board. Hell! I'm banned from more boards than most of you have posted on! Tell me that's not the very definition of "rattled."

With an intellect like mine, it's all too easy to wind people up. The likes of Commie, Matth, Stan, and Bambs get rattled at the mere thought that I might post on a thread. Hell! Pixie banned half the Gooner board because he thought they were socks of mine!

It doesn't get any sweeter than that as a Wum Master.

Anyway, I don't want to hijack this thread by attracting a load of rattled posts from those who view me as their nemesis, so I will leave it at that, yeah.
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[HASHTAG]#rattledtofuck[/HASHTAG]
 
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PISKIE said:
I'm glad you can make light of that now.

You meant it at the time though, it was ****ing funny to watch. Remember this ?

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Ah, mate!

I've missed that gig!
<hug>
 
Slurpcock said:
Marathon gate was the best Bantz ever on here

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That was a classic. It drove HIAG to go out and buy a medal off of ebay.

Top bantz <ok>
 
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