Thats a good one. He has also changed Arsenals transfer policy. He signs players that are more than 14 years old, unlike Arsene Wenger who refused to.
Darlington will win their 5th consecutive premier league title, and the son of David Ngog will be the top scorer. Chelsea has recently won the asian cup after Roman Abramovich went senile and decided it'd be more profitable to move to Asia.
While you're bouncing up and down in front of the Kenetic, you missus is sat on the sofa, flashing her minge to try and distract Ryan Giggs.
However by this point Sir Ryan of Giggs will be too busy collecting his lordship honours from the King of England Alex Ferguson
It will be the biggest **** Giggs had seen since he left the dressing room having looked in the mirror.
It'll still make the slowest player in the world faster than the fastest player in the world, when you're controlling the faster one.
I don't like the way gaming is going. FFS I like to sit down have a joint and play a game. I got kinect, what a load of tosh! Too much like hard work, gaming is supposed to be a lazy past-time. By 2050 it will be so realistic you may as well just go down the park for a kick-about. Imagine Call of Duty in 2050 - You may as well just join the Army
If PES goes the way it's going, imagine what that will be like in 2050! It'll be like Fifa '95 on the Sega, only not as good. "The team shooting LEFT is Tynecastle United."
They already are. ...gang warfare amongst school children. I've got a 14 year old cousin and he reckons when they fall out at school they challenge each other to COD 1-on-1's I'm sure in my day we just kicked the **** out of each other!
Your cousin is right about what happens. Search it up, these pathetic kids think that skill in a video game counts for **** in real life, then they enter the real world and get their face kicked in.
You quoted yourself in your signature? dont you think thats a bit pathetic? Anyways yeah it'll all be virtual and blah blah, like you put those glasses on and feel like its real life etc.
The slogon over liverpool stadium will say "Next year is our year" Over Old Trafford is says 50 x Champions