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Fifa 2050

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Sep 13, 2011.

  1. Elpistoleros magic feet

    Elpistoleros magic feet New Member

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    Thats a good one.
    He has also changed Arsenals transfer policy. He signs players that are more than 14 years old, unlike Arsene Wenger who refused to.
     
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  2. Ze

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    Darlington will win their 5th consecutive premier league title, and the son of David Ngog will be the top scorer.

    Chelsea has recently won the asian cup after Roman Abramovich went senile and decided it'd be more profitable to move to Asia.
     
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  3. Noblelox

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    While you're bouncing up and down in front of the Kenetic, you missus is sat on the sofa, flashing her minge to try and distract Ryan Giggs.
     
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  4. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    However by this point Sir Ryan of Giggs will be too busy collecting his lordship honours from the King of England Alex Ferguson
     
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  5. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Don't forget Prime Minister Neville.
     
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  6. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    It will be the biggest **** Giggs had seen since he left the dressing room having looked in the mirror.
     
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  7. Bloody Wanker

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    And seen Jamie Carragher stood behind him.
     
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  8. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    Why is he going to buy one too?
     
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  9. GrumpyTooth

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    shearer still holds the premier league record for most goals
     
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  10. biggeordiedave

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    It'll still make the slowest player in the world faster than the fastest player in the world, when you're controlling the faster one.
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I don't like the way gaming is going.

    FFS I like to sit down have a joint and play a game. I got kinect, what a load of tosh! Too much like hard work, gaming is supposed to be a lazy past-time. By 2050 it will be so realistic you may as well just go down the park for a kick-about.

    Imagine Call of Duty in 2050 - You may as well just join the Army <yikes>
     
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  12. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Lets be realistic here.....wars will be fought online on COD.
     
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  13. biggeordiedave

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    If PES goes the way it's going, imagine what that will be like in 2050! It'll be like Fifa '95 on the Sega, only not as good.

    "The team shooting LEFT is Tynecastle United."
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    They already are.

    ...gang warfare amongst school children.

    I've got a 14 year old cousin and he reckons when they fall out at school they challenge each other to COD 1-on-1's <yikes> I'm sure in my day we just kicked the **** out of each other!
     
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  15. Samurai

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    Your cousin is right about what happens. Search it up, these pathetic kids think that skill in a video game counts for **** in real life, then they enter the real world and get their face kicked in.
     
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  16. Unbiased Opinion

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    You quoted yourself in your signature? dont you think thats a bit pathetic?

    Anyways yeah it'll all be virtual and blah blah, like you put those glasses on and feel like its real life etc.
     
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  17. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    2050 will be Liverpool's year.
     
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  18. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit Forum Moderator

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    Bristol City beat Barcelona in the champions League Final 3-1 ;)
     
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  19. beard4toon

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    every player newcastle has is 90 +
     
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  20. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    The slogon over liverpool stadium will say
    "Next year is our year"

    Over Old Trafford is says
    50 x Champions
     
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