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Should the UK remain a part of the EU or leave?

  • Stay in

    Votes: 56 47.9%

  • Get out

    Votes: 61 52.1%
  • Total voters
    117
  • Poll closed .
West WindsR said:
This is the only appealing thing about him.
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Honestly what is this confessional bollocks? Presumably they think someone is going to tell the press about the naughty thing they did once.

They are right. My sources tell me:

Johnson injects smack into his cock, where his last viable vein is located (this is actually worth a couple of seats at a general election in coastal Cumbrian constituencies)

Andrea Leadsom passively smoked dope in 1989 when she got lost in Brixton. She attributes her psychotic tendencies to this event.

Sajid Javid’s bloated appearance is due to his lard habit. He likes to smear it all over his body before bed.

Dominic Raaaab is quite obviously a speed freak, which Lemmy got him hooked on when he was a roadie for Motörhead. [seriously he has just owned on the wireless up to smoking a couple of joints while at Uni, which he bizarrely attributed to playing a lot of sport. It’s clearly addled his brain]

Esther McVey’s emancipated frame is entirely due to her long addiction to ‘chasing the dragon’, which she picked up as a bar girl in Shanghai between the wars.

Matt Hancock, as always, is ahead of the technological curve. He mainlines pixels through plugging himself into the World Wide Web, which accounts for his slightly blurry appearance, because he can’t afford HD quality. There is no high associated with this activity, he simply wants to be a Borg and merge with the hive.

Jeremy Hunt had a bad acid trip at the Isle of Wight festival in 1970 and has frequent flashbacks when he is visited by a giant purple throbbing Joe Cocker. It causes him to forget the nationality of his own wife.

Mark Harper hides in his shed in the Forest of Dean while he satisfies his sugar craving. He likes unrefined cane sugar from Mozambique, which he distils into a liquid and then drinks. He’s a Rum Junkie.

Sam Gyimah got hooked on steroids when planning to enter the Mr Universe contest in 1995. However, he didn’t combine this with working out, and he was laughed off the stage at the pre qualifying event for the Mr Ely and the Fens competition.
 
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sb_73 said:
Honestly what is this confessional bollocks? Presumably they think someone is going to tell the press about the naughty thing they did once.

They are right. My sources tell me:

Johnson injects smack into his cock, where his last viable vein is located (this is actually worth a couple of seats at a general election in coastal Cumbrian constituencies)

Andrea Leadsom passively smoked dope in 1989 when she got lost in Brixton. She attributes her psychotic tendencies to this event.

Sajid Javid’s bloated appearance is due to his lard habit. He likes to smear it all over his body before bed.

Dominic Raaaab is quite obviously a speed freak, which Lemmy got him hooked on when he was a roadie for Motörhead. [seriously he has just owned on the wireless up to smoking a couple of joints while at Uni, which he bizarrely attributed to playing a lot of sport. It’s clearly addled his brain]

Esther McVey’s emancipated frame is entirely due to her long addiction to ‘chasing the dragon’, which she picked up as a bar girl in Shanghai between the wars.

Matt Hancock, as always, is ahead of the technological curve. He mainlines pixels through plugging himself into the World Wide Web, which accounts for his slightly blurry appearance, because he can’t afford HD quality. There is no high associated with this activity, he simply wants to be a Borg and merge with the hive.

Jeremy Hunt had a bad acid trip at the Isle of Wight festival in 1970 and has frequent flashbacks when he is visited by a giant purple throbbing Joe Cocker. It causes him to forget the nationality of his own wife.

Mark Harper hides in his shed in the Forest of Dean while he satisfies his sugar craving. He likes unrefined cane sugar from Mozambique, which he distils into a liquid and then drinks. He’s a Rum Junkie.

Sam Gyimah got hooked on steroids when planning to enter the Mr Universe contest in 1995. However, he didn’t combine this with working out, and he was laughed off the stage at the pre qualifying event for the Mr Ely and the Fens competition.
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You wait till they find out that James Cleverley once voted Lib Dem <yikes>
 
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sb_73 said:
Honestly what is this confessional bollocks? Presumably they think someone is going to tell the press about the naughty thing they did once.

They are right. My sources tell me:

Johnson injects smack into his cock, where his last viable vein is located (this is actually worth a couple of seats at a general election in coastal Cumbrian constituencies)

Andrea Leadsom passively smoked dope in 1989 when she got lost in Brixton. She attributes her psychotic tendencies to this event.

Sajid Javid’s bloated appearance is due to his lard habit. He likes to smear it all over his body before bed.

Dominic Raaaab is quite obviously a speed freak, which Lemmy got him hooked on when he was a roadie for Motörhead. [seriously he has just owned on the wireless up to smoking a couple of joints while at Uni, which he bizarrely attributed to playing a lot of sport. It’s clearly addled his brain]

Esther McVey’s emancipated frame is entirely due to her long addiction to ‘chasing the dragon’, which she picked up as a bar girl in Shanghai between the wars.

Matt Hancock, as always, is ahead of the technological curve. He mainlines pixels through plugging himself into the World Wide Web, which accounts for his slightly blurry appearance, because he can’t afford HD quality. There is no high associated with this activity, he simply wants to be a Borg and merge with the hive.

Jeremy Hunt had a bad acid trip at the Isle of Wight festival in 1970 and has frequent flashbacks when he is visited by a giant purple throbbing Joe Cocker. It causes him to forget the nationality of his own wife.

Mark Harper hides in his shed in the Forest of Dean while he satisfies his sugar craving. He likes unrefined cane sugar from Mozambique, which he distils into a liquid and then drinks. He’s a Rum Junkie.

Sam Gyimah got hooked on steroids when planning to enter the Mr Universe contest in 1995. However, he didn’t combine this with working out, and he was laughed off the stage at the pre qualifying event for the Mr Ely and the Fens competition.
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They all need a bit of street cred nowadays so we are bound to see leaks and fantasy stories

Let’s be honest these Cons are all boring ****s made they way since birth and worse thing is that the self obsession of the blue sheep is only focused on the grass in front on their noses

Sincerely hoping both major parties are left to hang out and burn at the moment seriously ****ed up country now thank **** I am out of the disaster

Bollocks to the lot of them oxygen stealing ****s who somehow still have influence over the stupid public ... we have just had the worse Prime Minister of all time and the blue sheep now have the right to vote in another appalling gobshite

Going to be really funny come autumn when these stupid people come up against the EU again as the collective tone I get first hand from France is how can the English been so thick to think that things will change with new tossers running the show ... no deal will blocked by itself the division that exists and the EU Brexit department is now dissolved and ready to cut off the U.K.

Winter is coming
 
QPR Oslo said:
Most of these anti-semite accusations are not anti-semite, they are anti-Israel. A big difference being blurred by people critical of Corbyn.
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Whichever way you look at it it's Jewish people on the receiving end of some pretty vile abuse, Labour obviously have pinned their mast to the Muslim vote and value it far higher...
 
QPR Oslo said:
Most of these anti-semite accusations are not anti-semite, they are anti-Israel. A big difference being blurred by people critical of Corbyn.
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Didn’t you know you are not allowed to be critical of Israel, whatever heinous crimes or atrocities they partake in, for fear of being called an ‘anti-Semite’ ?

As you say Oslo, it’s in their interest to blur the lines when it suits their agenda.
 
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QPR Oslo said:
Most of these anti-semite accusations are not anti-semite, they are anti-Israel. A big difference being blurred by people critical of Corbyn.
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Liking a Facebook post which says Theresa May is following a ‘Zionist slave masters agenda’ is an objective, balanced criticism of Israel?

Take the blinkers off mate. You might see something you don’t like, but it’s better than being an apologist for these twats. The true stupidity is that there is plenty to criticise the Israeli government for, especially the current one, but we never hear any proper argument from these alleged anti Zionists, because they are bigoted cretins.
 
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sb_73 said:
Liking a Facebook post which says Theresa May is following a ‘Zionist slave masters agenda’ is an objective, balanced criticism of Israel?

Take the blinkers off mate. You might see something you don’t like, but it’s better than being an apologist for these twats. The true stupidity is that there is plenty to criticise the Israeli government for, especially the current one, but we never hear any proper argument from these alleged anti Zionists, because they are bigoted cretins.
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That someone "liked" a Facebook post, a post on here or anywhere come to that, hardly provides any good basis to make any opinion about the "Liker"! Perhaps it was the fart joke in the last sentence she liked, so what.
 
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QPR Oslo said:
That someone "liked" a Facebook post, a post on here or anywhere come to that, hardly provides any good basis to make any opinion about the "Liker"! Perhaps it was the fart joke in the last sentence she liked, so what.
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I’ve had many in my Facebook timeline, liking patriotic posts from groups such as ‘Britain First’.....they weren’t far right nationalists...
 
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Sooperhoop said:
Whichever way you look at it it's Jewish people on the receiving end of some pretty vile abuse, Labour obviously have pinned their mast to the Muslim vote and value it far higher...
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But it's being pushed by the Tory party who have an agreement using your and my money with a party who think pretty much the same about people like me as Adolf Hitler thought about Jews. Its disgusting.
 
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Stroller said:
Don't think I understand that, Dan.
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Sorry Stroller - am a bit pissed. I don't think the Tory party should be moaning about labour and anti semitism when they formed an alliance with a party who despise Catholics.
 
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