Mouser Watch #2

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C. Kane said:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48434712

Astoundingly stupid man <doh>

Struggled to find an original as most sites have blurred the poor bloke's number now but here is the tweet sent by the scouse bellend, a man so colossally dim he failed to figure out that assembling a 'random' sequence of eleven numbers and beginning with 07 will likely be an actual phone number for someone in the UK.
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Average scouser intelligence (well, tis what his briefs will be arguing as
mitigating defence when the above is presented in court) .
 
C. Kane said:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48434712

Astoundingly stupid man <doh>

Struggled to find an original as most sites have blurred the poor bloke's number now but here is the tweet sent by the scouse bellend, a man so colossally dim he failed to figure out that assembling a 'random' sequence of eleven numbers and beginning with 07 will likely be an actual phone number for someone in the UK. 50,000 whatsapp messages and 54 calls an hour <yikes> He should sue the **** out of him.

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It took him less than a week to top the "Why haven't they moved the CL final to accommodate two English finalists?" comment...
 
Was it something he said?
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Hoddle Is A God said:
For some unknown reason, my Mouser Watch thread was merged with an AFC thread. Many of you have urged me to continue my erudite observations of the Mouser board, and I have finally caved in. So, by popular demand, I present to you the all-new Mouser Watch thread!

Let me kick things off by saying that I was heartily amused by some Mosuer ITK called Skylarker winding up his fellow Mousers with some pathetic claim that he was privy to some "astounding" ITK news, but that he he couldn't let on what it was because he was sworn to secrecy.

Yeah, right, pal. We all believe you. No, really. We do.

Mind you, if the "astonishing" news is that 'Pool are planning to fight next season's relegation battle by appointing Martinez as its next manager, you're a bit late, pal. It's all over the news, already.
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Prescient thread bro.

@Skylarker <laugh>
 
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PleaseNotPoll said:
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I've decided that we owe a lot of this champions league to @Hoddle Is A God and this thread. Since its inception you guys have been nothing but supportive in our quest to regain greatness.
And now those days are back its only right that i share our success with you guys here.

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We couldn't have have got there without you guys! Thanks again<cheers>
[HASHTAG]#insufferable[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#entitled[/HASHTAG] <laugh>

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