Anyone fancy starting a fireworks display in Liverpool around 2am tomorrow morning after the bleating, cheating Scousers lose?
If only it was just Astro
Explain the "expected goals" please Bobby and how we can play Mystic Meg with it in an upcoming football match.
Expected goals is a made up stat by some statistician about how many goals a team is expected to score based upon factors like where the shots from, is it a header or a kick etc.
Basically rolled out by @astro to say how many quality chances liverpool had against barca and how the scoreline was unfair.
Long story short messis great at finishing and liverpool are *****s in front of goal
If only it was just Astro
Explain the "expected goals" please Bobby and how we can play Mystic Meg with it in an upcoming football match.
Anyone fancy starting a fireworks display in Liverpool around 2am tomorrow morning after the bleating, cheating Scousers lose?
SAM I think...
SAM is a robot that analyses everything in a game and producing some crazy scoreline.
Or is SAM the one that predicts scores before a ball has been kicked.
Either way SAM is a twat.

He's not scoring anyway so it wont matter.
tbh it wasn't on the barca thread but instead quoted on quite a few match threads.
I just thought that if it's constantly being used to show the actual scoreline was not as expected, then perhaps someone would realise it's not the scoreline but the "expected goals" which is a load of bollox. Football outcomes aren't a predictable mathematical equation ffs.
I think SAM is the **** who predicts scores
I hate all this expected goals ****e as well.
Should commentary on a game be limited to just a statement of what the scoreline was then?
Not allowed to mention chances that were created? Or you are allowed to talk about chances but not how many they were, because once it's in the form of a number it instantly becomes a "load of bollox"?
Just prepare yourself for the most astonishing comeback in the historee of football.![]()
You're going to come from 4-0 down at half time to draw?

3-0 and win you mean?![]()
I don't recall you doing that to be honest. 3-0 and draw 3-3 to then win on penalties I'll grant you.
Newcastle 0 - 4 Arsenal though. Now that was a comeback.
Tottenham 3 - 0 Man Utd. Was amazingly run-of-the-mill in the way they won the second half 5-0 to win 5-3.
Anyway, my main point really is that there's tons of comebacks, they're great to see but they're not that unique. You only need to see the Roma games against Barca last year for instance.
Should commentary on a game be limited to just a statement of what the scoreline was then?
Not allowed to mention chances that were created? Or you are allowed to talk about chances but not how many they were, because once it's in the form of a number it instantly becomes a "load of bollox"?
But Istanbul mate.
As someone who worked in Liverpool from 2007 onwards I can confirm that at the very minimum there must have been 250,000 Liverpool fans in that stadium and none of them left at half time and none of them broke any laws in Turkey.
ButIstanbulCrystanbul mate.
As someone who worked in Liverpool from 2007 onwards I can confirm that at the very minimum there must have been 250,000 Liverpool fans in that stadium and none of them left at half time and none of them broke any laws in Turkey.
