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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I've been away for a few days and had no internet access. Have the Mackems gone up yet?
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What would be the icing on the cake would be a Portsmouth player scoring the winner while wearing a mask, a bra and then pulling down his pants to reveal pink frilly knickers <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, May 7, 2019
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  3. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Open crotch knickers revealing a big hairy fanny.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Could we not just put the bra and mask on Fellaini?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 7, 2019
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    No, the mackems are filth in the turd division. They still think they are the greatest club/team/supporters ever though <deluded>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, May 7, 2019
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  8. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    You must think I was born yesterday, surely they've p!ssed the league by now. It was a forgone conclusion that Wearside Jack would murder everyone in that league and wouldn't be caught next season.
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I see the Mackem Dictionary Third Edition is now out...its bound to have some great new words and phrases in it...Wearside Jack (Ross), play off heartbreak, sack the board, we're **** and we know we are :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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    Looks like Donald Duck has had enough already and is looking to sell the club <laugh>
     
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    They were pedalling free tickets again at my bairns school. Absolutely no takers either. Hahaha.
     
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    In just over 12 months time they could actually be in the same league as Spennymoor Town
     
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  18. Judge Death

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    According to the mackems board it's the lot who own PSG who are buying.... <whistle>

    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

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    Meanwhile down the road there will be 50,000 watching the rugby :biggrin:
     
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