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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Seriouslyyyyy.....

    1. She's 45. Best of luck

    2. 10k for the job. Easynpessy.

    3.this gobshits never heard of the cycle? If you get the day right it's ****ing easy knock them up. If you are out a day or two no chance.

    A cup and a turkey baster, a decent movie and doing the maths and bobs yer uncle
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    In this case he might be the father too
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Indeed :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Have they really labelled spurs stadium with that.. what will Kane and alli do now!!!!!
     
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    My wife just asked me if her appendix scar made her look unattractive...Apparently the response of,"Dont worry babe,your tits cover it" wasn't the answer she was looking for
     
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