BREAKING NEWS...a local man from London has been found dead in the River Thames, wearing a Tottenham shirt, women's knickers,fishnet stockings, suspenders, a blow up doll on the end of his penis and a dildo up his arse. Police have removed the shirt, to spare his family any embarrassment.
If the body has been recovered from the Thames, it's more likely to be wearing a Chelsea shirt, surely?
Arsenal want to sell their highest-earning player Mesut Ozil, who is under contract until 2021, but may find it difficult to offload the 30-year-old former Germany midfielder. (Mirror) Who the hell in his right mind going to pay Popeye £350k per week to flounce about the park? Wenger really fcuked the Gunners good and hard with that deal.
Yesterday, I worried about the humiliation awaiting 'Pool at the hands of Barça. Today, I am worried about the humiliation awaiting the Gunners at the hands of Valencia. I'm not saying the Gunners will lose, but it is a distinct possibility, especially given the fact that they have conceded 9 goals in the last three Prem matches. That is relegation form. We've seen Arsenal bottle it in the semi finals of the CL (when they were just about good enough to qualify for that competition), will we now see them bottle the semi finals of the Europey? I was in two minds as to whether or not to post this on my wonderful "Dick Emery" thread, but I decided to give the clown a chance to prove that he isn't a bottler.
^ very brave prediction from Kipper, especially on the back of Spuds losing at home 0-1 for the second game running. I am in Barcelona for a break and will pop back later after the game, the weather out here is lovely, and the bars were bouncing after the Barca win.
I was thinking the same thing, at least wait until the result before giving it Billy big balls. I feel like going hard on an Arsenal win now , he has the amazing knack of getting it wrong every time. Tempted to pay him a bullseye to start a "How quickly will Norwich get relegated " thread we will probably finish top 6 .
Hey, Chuckles ! If you are referring to me, be aware that I called yesterday's game, perfectly . When others were cravenly playing that stupid "jinx" game, I came straight out and brazenly predicted that 'Pool would be dry humped. I was right. You are big enough to laugh. Let's see if you are big enough to apologise.
You predicted Barcelona one of the best sides to ever play the game to win at home ? The bookmakers must be terrified of your uncanny ability to state the obvious. 2 losees on the trot at the Spuddery with your East London rivals stomping the nail into your title winning coffin . What is it 21 points behind 2nd now ? Chuckles Too ****ing right I'm chuckling you silly man
Apparently it''s a cross between s parrot and an allosaurus that makes loud repetitive ear splitting squealing noises ... currently sings lead vocals in The Other Guys
