Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

@Simple Saffy @Skylarker @Spurlock @Libby we have a new lady poster on the Newcastle board drawing pictures of Rafa... we should make sure she gets a warm forum reception.

 

He walks into Spurs team.

 

Then walks straight back out yeah?

 

PM details please

 

He probably walks into the goal post as well.

 

I’m in mate, if ya snooze ya lose.

 

That would Lloris after he has a drink.

 

Yet De Gea's the one playing like he's pissed and you've conceded 15 more goals in the league than us. On the sangria or off to Madrid?

 

That’s because Hugo’s a lad.

So what would be de Gea’s excuse?

 

In the 15/16 season, which was Emery's last at Sevilla, they didn't win a single away game in the league.
W: 0, D: 9, L: 10. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015–16_Sevilla_FC_season#Results_summary

 

Deliberately decreasing his value so that he ain’t priced out of a move. Smart.

 

I'm banned. I never stood a chance.

Tell her your pal fancies her. Thanks.

 

he's been vastly over-rated for years.

 

...and promptly drops a bollock, yeah?

 

She’d love me.

Especially when I converse with her in her own tongue.

 

His eyesight that bad?

 

I obviously meant this season

 

Rafa would hobble you if he heard you come out with that

 

Czech international striker Josef Sural has been killed after a bus carrying several of Turkish club Aytemiz Alanyaspor's players crashed.

Sural, 28, died at the hospital where he and six of his team-mates were taken after a bus carrying them back from a game at Kayserispor crashed on Sunday.

Ex-Cardiff and QPR defender Steven Caulker was on the bus and is unharmed physically but emotionally distraught.

Chairman Hasan Cavusoglu claimed the driver had fallen asleep at the wheel.

A second on-board driver was also reportedly asleep when the accident happened around three miles from the club's home city of Alanya.

Cavusoglu said the six players other than Sural were not in a critical condition.