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I don't think we will spend big big, so cant afford Dybala imo. Although Klopp does want that flair player in attacking midfield.

 

It was nearly believable until i saw dybala name lol

 

I don't think Dybala is a good fit so doubt we'll go for him. Would Werner get into the team? Can't see him wanting to join as a bench warmer although he should also believe he can force his way in. Don't know the other.

 

The idea to buy someone who starts rather than back up, but Werner can play across the front and surely would allow regular rotation with the front 3

 

We should always buy to improve the first team but that's very difficult when you've got a front trio like we have.

 

tap.in
slow ****
greedy ****

Yeah hard to improve on thst to be fair

 

So our front three is basically Harry Kane?

 

it's like that movie twins.

If you distill all the ****e from each of them you get Danny de vito... Harry Kane is the dribble of spunk that ran out of his mothers arsehole by accident

 

You having a difficult morning?

 

no I'm rather enjoying all the funny stuff today.

 

Where's the funny stuff?

 

theres that one about harry kane in reply to my cheek, then theres the one about manchester clubs watch on.. then theres a good joke or two on the pictures thread too.

 

09:30 UPDATE: Liverpool swap deal
Juventus would be willing to give up Paulo Dybala in a swap deal for Liverpool star Mohamed Salah.

Italian newspaper Gazzetta dello Sport claim Juve are keen to spend this summer - to keep Cristiano Ronaldo happy.

And Salah would be the perfect addition to appease the Portugal international.

The Liverpool star has been sensational since he joined the Reds from Roma in the summer of 2017

I SAY NO DEAL.

 

Least you're putting the effort in mate

 

This is quite good:

 

Anything rather than work

Had a good chuckle this morning to be fair.

 

You at work? Unlucky!