She's trying to get back to her bed Matt.
Aaah? But did she make it before she left?
She's trying to get back to her bed Matt.
Shoot her and her legal team.
Shoot anybody who has a problem with that.

She made her bed, She has to lie in it.
She's trying to get back to her bed Matt.
So you don't want her to lie in it? This is confusing.Get her off it in my opinion.
So you don't want her to lie in it? This is confusing.
Get her off it in my opinion.

I prefer this one. It even has lovely girly roses to hide the claret.Let her find another bed and let her lie in that one. This one preferably.
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Oh absolutely. I should work somewhere like DFS. Or as tour guide at the local zoo.If she does make it for you Matthew, might I recommend that you seek @Simple Saffy 's advice on your selection of duvet? ... he's quite the expert![]()
Oh absolutely. I should work somewhere like DFS. Or as tour guide at the local zoo.
Fairies partying in the streets cos Shabum has asked for some legal aid.

She should try for Asylum. Those groups get quite a lot of funding from the National Lottery.![]()
No, Would you ?
Yes, she is my girlfriend
She’s not.