Thanks for coming forward. I know you won't ever need witness protection so I'll not disrespect you with that offer that I'll need to give to half these wet wipes.
In all honesty, Sucky was very open about doxxing HIAG, it's not like he even tried to hide it. I just thought I should be honest about who gave him the keys to the village bike as the situation had stepped over the line. So I fessed up and apologised to HIAG.
Sometimes I just make up bullshite and can't even remember my own bullshite, I'm sure @Skylarker is a good sort really.