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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. LeftSaidFred

    LeftSaidFred Well-Known Member

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    Why the **** didn't the humans get out of there straight away. Serves them ****ing well right anyway.
     
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    DMD Eh?
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    DMD, Apr 2, 2019
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever slept with. She said "yes.
    ......all the others were nines or tens". :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    DMD, Apr 3, 2019
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  7. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Never give up

    Did Stanley Kubrick give up when his first two thousand Space Odyssey films were crap?




    Why is it when women go to the toilet in pairs no one bats an eyelid, yet when I did it I got thrown out the greengrocers?



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  8. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Here's a list of situations where I am happy to get my kit off:

    My own bedroom
    A shower or bathroom
    A designated changing area in a gym, swimming pool or similar
    The examination room of a reputable hospital.
    On a porn set.


    Other than that I wouldn't subject the world to the vision of loveliness what is Ernie in the buff.


    Naturism? I just don't get it. Except for a lucky few we all look repulsive when unsheathed. Surely it's only the deluded or the arrogant who would disrobe at the drop of a hat.


    As for riding a bike?

    I try to avoid that fully clothed so why would I do it sans textile?
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Apr 3, 2019
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  10. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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  11. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    Zayatte is more famous than we thought, I wonder if that was for his own goal:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Apr 6, 2019
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0112-wonde<yikes><yikes><yikes>
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Apr 6, 2019
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    Was the interviewer spitting at them ? :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  14. Quill

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    Tiger Roll ain't that bad, is he?

    Just won me a ****load of dosh

    <party>
     
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    Quill, Apr 6, 2019
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  15. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Just seen a Peregrine Falcon on my garden fence. Well chuffed :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Kempton, Apr 6, 2019
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    Link to photo evidence ?
    I'm positive I spotted the Yeti in the local park mid-winter but my damned camera froze.
    Don't know how the bugger managed to traverse several continents mind. so I could be mistaken.:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Fair play , your taking the piss, but i didn't take a picture. It was definitely one of these though...

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    Kempton, Apr 6, 2019
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    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Not really taking the piss, just amazed you saw one so close to home...mind you, not knowing your location - presumably somewhere in the countryside, it'll be tough to capture on film unless you have one ready all the time. Beautiful creature. You were lucky to spot it.
    I'm somewhat envious - my mate who travels the world with all sorts of equipment to bird-watch would be envious too.
    I don't have the patience or observational ability to be aware of such beauty.
     
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    tigerscanada, Apr 7, 2019
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    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Nice one. We’ve recently started to get red kites flying / hunting over my yorkshire home. Amazing birds, I can happily watch them for hours, better than watching the TV!!
     
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    SW3 Chelsea Tiger, Apr 7, 2019
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    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Having done a little bit of research, I now realise how lucky I was to see one so close up and for a length of time (about twenty seconds). It really was a beautiful and majestic creature, but kind of fearsome looking aswell. I was in our kitchen looking out the patio window. I hope it becomes a regular in my garden, but I doubt it.

    It's one of those things you'll never forget. I was no more than five ft away.
     
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    Kempton, Apr 7, 2019
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