Kipper's done a runner so he can go and dress up as a fat Spanish waiter tonight hoping that it will help Newcastle get something at the Emirates. Fat, bald, with a ****ty little goatee. Shouldn't take him long.
Pix will be praying to every known deity that Arsenal don't fcuk up tonight . If they win, the directors of Kleenex will be cashing in their pensions tomorrow.
And you'll be praying they do, otherwise you may have to apply for a resident's permit from Putin. If they win I'm going for 5 premier tables to be posted by gooners on here tonight.
A little shimmy and VVD would have commited himself into an aggressive move...that opens you up to play a swift pass to put it on a plate for Son..I might be no more than a humble Security guard in my early 40's who wouldn't mind trimming a bit off the edges but I would have got us 3 points yesterday **** off Sissoko FFS