Matth's wummery embodies everything HIAG wishes his was. Simple one liners that are so obvious most don't even see it.
The trouble is (and I’m not defending HIAG) is that the WUM in most cases has already been delivered, see Pogba comment for details. Matth boring and predictable responses are just that, boring and predictable. Hardly the sign of amazing wit is it?

Agreed, but still surpasses HIAG's attempts![]()

Chavs have stopped talking to me since I put up the
‘Is there a worse club’ and ‘John Terry Award’ threads
I’ve been getting side swipes for 2 weeks now![]()
No worries, they can't stay mad at you for long. They'll be giving you the reach-around any day now![]()
No worries, they can't stay mad at you for long. They'll be giving you the reach-around any day now![]()
The ‘reach around’ is usually followed by the ‘push’...I’ve seen it happen before to other innocents
"I've seen it happen before with *other* innocents"I'm not interested in stats, the bloke is an utter twat.
He's also culpable in the Mourinho saga, probably equally with Mourinho himself.
I wouldn't bat an eye if he was sold.

I'm glad a proper United supporter sees him for what he really is. A self-centred, arrogant frog ****![]()
Who, Cantona?
True enough. Good player though, once he found a manager capable of managing him.

He was cut from the same cloth![]()
I'm glad a proper United supporter sees him for what he really is. A self-centred, arrogant frog ****![]()