Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

“Man with GUN TATTOO scores three for England”

 

5-0 Great finish, instinctive that

 

Probably the best I've seen him for England.

 

Sterling has come on leaps n bounds under Pep...right up there with the best wingers in the world...not flashy so doesnt get the hype.

My Player of the Year so far

 

Played well last night.

 

He did for once, but the meme still stands

 

Which window licker makes these?

CL cups, EPL? Enjoy your pop tarts and have a good spring break.

 

We need a thread about pop tarts... Tesco do the American ones ... all full of ****e and no natural flavourings ... completely unhealthy ...

... but actually a bit more-ish

 

Birds you shagged on your 1978 tour of America? That’d be a good thread.

 

How that carthorse has managed to get almost 50 caps will remain one of football’s great mysteries.

 

You must be getting me confused with your dad ... I didn't visit the States until my 40s ... and was happily with the current missus then.

PS if you ever do locate him, pass on my regards

 

I would take Jadon Sancho At United.

 

You really need to learn to laugh at yourself, Foss.

 

Interesting. Would you consider shagging Ariana Grande or perhaps a free Caribbean cruise?

 

I do mate ... you really need to get over your assumptions

 

What would you do to him?

 

That's why you're on a register mate....

 

Like everyone is pointing out, any club would he's ****ing brilliant and will get better.

 

Play him out of position, probably.

Or is that only Mourinho does that?