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  1. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    ...but that proves that John was spot on

    Knight takes Queen (assuming the real Bishop was a Knight)
     
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  2. DMD

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    Good of you to check mate. <ok>
     
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    DMD, Mar 17, 2019
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  3. Barchullona

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    Good opening gambit there, DMD.
     
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  4. DMD

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    I can't take the credit, I'm simply a pawn in the game.
     
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  5. Barchullona

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    Unless she did some castling. Then he would have been a mere pawn in her game.
     
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    Barchullona, Mar 17, 2019
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  6. dennisboothstash

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    I had time
    I was board
     
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  7. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    It keeps you out of the draughts. <ok>
     
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  8. Ernie Shackleton

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    You can't blame the Rev for not getting himself knighted.

    It's not his fault he's not a knight.




    Stop bashing the bishop everybody.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Mar 17, 2019
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  9. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    Am I the only one seeing this different?
    Queen is on a black square, if the Bishop who is also on a black square was a knight it could move 2 forward and 1 sideways or vice versa but either way it will end up on a white square.

    It could end up standing next to the Queen in which case the Queen will take the Knight.
     
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  10. DMD

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    I don't know how to break this gently, but it's not really a chess game.
     
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    DMD, Mar 17, 2019
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  11. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    Yeh I know that, but if it was am I right?
     
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  12. Ron Burguvdy

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    Fecking chess geek's <badger>
     
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  13. Quill

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    I prefer snakes and ladders.
     
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  14. Ernie Shackleton

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    You are indeed correct.


    But you've ruined the whole gag.



    Happy?
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Mar 17, 2019
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  15. Barchullona

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    That doesn't surprise me.<laugh>
     
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    Barchullona, Mar 17, 2019
  16. Ernie Shackleton

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    It's karma.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Mar 17, 2019
  17. dennisboothstash

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    Bollocks
    I’d only glanced and saw the bishop’s cassock shadow as being his pointy shoes in the white square
    I always have that bloody problem with cassock shadow!


    * It might not be a cassock, but it’s the only Bishopy word I could think to call his dress.
     
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  18. balkan tiger

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    deleted my reply
    too religious and not PC
     
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  19. dennisboothstash

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    ...intrigued!
     
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