Typical! Thou has sinned. Repent Now! .............................................................stop off at Dan Murphys for a carton or a bottle of booze.
Woops .............. Why don't you send it, Certified Mail..................... so the fcuker turns up on time!
Right then Not going to miss it this time Is there anywhere I can pitch a tent so I can wait Do you serve food here You had better have booze **** it I will be back tomorrow
Save a seat for me, Didley. I'm just warming up my vocal chords, ready for the first hymn. Do you save fallen women ? If so, please can you save me one for next Tuesday evening