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Jack and Beanstalk

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 23, 2019.

  1. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    This bloke deserves less sympathy that the bird. At least she has her young age as a defence. Hopefully this bloke will just disappear from the media too
     
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  2. All he needs to do is say the EU is a Nazi dictatorship and there'll be a massive petition to bring him home.
     
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  3. Tobes

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    Haha, or say he’s become a massive fan of little legs Lennon and he’s realised that dem Muzzies are all *****s.
     
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  4. brb

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    Doubt it, he has too many British values;

    Loves Dr Who
    Loves his mum pasties
    and more importantly loves his mum

    What more of an upstanding middle class white boy could you want?

    Add to that he came from Oxford
    And, yes and....wait for it....he was CoE educated.

    So all we await now is that long overdue statement from Sajid Javid, our much loved political leader who's parents were of Pakistani descent and has absolutely nothing against the poor nation of Bangladesh.

    His statement which i'm very sure will be due first thing tomorrow morning, to confirm that Jack Letts has been stripped of his citizenship to the public good, and that he is going to dump the lad on the power that be Canada.

    I can see the Canadians pissing themselves laughing at him right now <laugh>
     
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  5. Chavs aren't interested, because they know they are in for a right old dry humping.
     
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  6. Blueman

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    At least we're there though, yeah?
     
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  7. Barely.

    Let's not pretend, however, that you are there for any other reason than to get dry humped, yeah?
     
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  8. Blueman

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    Barely? We're there ya nob. Time will. Maybe, maybe not. You know we have beaten them this season, yeah.
     
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  10. Commachio

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    This thread is desperate. Not BRB finest moment.

    Riding on the coat tails of another thread.

    1/10 for effort.
     
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  11. brb

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    You are slow on the uptake Comm once again. I saw a poster comment on the other thread, asking where the Jack Lett's thread was, indicating no surprise that only certain individuals should be raped and face death dependent on certain criteria.

    So i created this thread, and a struggling three pages proves that the same rules don't apply to white middle class boys from Oxford.

    Case closed <ok>
     
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  12. Stan

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    Jack the Jihadi fighter doesn’t seem to spark the levels of outrage and vengeance that Bygum the Jihadi child bride does.
     
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  13. Do you think she will name the child "Ekky Thump," Stan?
     
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  14. Sharpe*

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    ****ing **** can stay there <ok>
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Because i think we've all concluded that any **** who joins ISIS should be left to rot. I wouldn't have a second thought about putting a bullet through Jacks skull if the law permitted me.
     
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    Noted
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Remember Marine A?

    Got done for popping some nutter, even though he'd been shot by a 50cal from a helicopter.
     
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  18. Saf

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    There's something not right with this story. A white British man doesn't just go off to fight for ISIS. I think this is a serious concern and we must find out how this has happened. I say bring him home and question him about how he was groomed and ask him to help us to learn new preventive measures. He deserves a second chance on the basis that he is one of us.
     
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

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    Reasonable attempt, Saf.
     
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    Then can we harvest his body parts?
     
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