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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Sep 9, 2011.

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  1. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    I've taken her to Old Trafford once and i bet she's been more times than the majority of Man Utd fans who post on here <ok>
     
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    goonercymraeg, Sep 9, 2011
  2. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    old trafford?
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I thought the others were under the patio?
     
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    Chief, Sep 9, 2011
  5. Ninja Skrtel

    Ninja Skrtel Member

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    All I'll say is I've been with Liverpool FC for 20 years. Even though they've disappointed me occasionally the love has always been strong and I've never cheated on them.

    Same can't be said of any woman.
     
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    Ninja Skrtel, Sep 9, 2011
  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    <laugh> <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Sep 9, 2011
  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <cheers>
     
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  8. Areba Hernandez

    Areba Hernandez Member

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    Only if your ******ed.
     
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  9. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    Tell the Mrs that you're going sailing with some mates!
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Could you mancs spend the rest of your life with her.
     
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  11. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    been there! she was alright, had better
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    We all know what happens on sailing trips...
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    One for the mancs. I wouldn't touch her. :emoticon-0106-cryin

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    luvgonzo, Sep 9, 2011
  14. Denny Kalglish

    Denny Kalglish Member

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    The 'girl of my dreams' huh - not sure what team Anne Diamond supports tbh :wink:
     
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    Denny Kalglish, Sep 9, 2011
  15. spatcho

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    i would get her to suck my knob while shes doing it ill piss in her mouth......... dirty scouser :p
     
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    spatcho, Sep 9, 2011
  16. Sweats

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    only the dead ones are under the patio... I keep a few live ones in the cellar..
     
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    Sweats, Sep 9, 2011
  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You're not Austrian are you, by any chance?
     
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  18. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Sounds Californian to me. <ok>
     
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  19. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Have no idea what you mean...

    I have a few severed limbs in the freezer... for when i fancy a posh ****... nothing like using someone elses arm..
     
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    Sweats, Sep 9, 2011
  20. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    She knows i get sea sick and i'm a billy no mates <laugh>
     
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