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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    What a stupid ****ing question.
     
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  2. The RDBD

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  3. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I'm tired, Robbie. Kroenke out. Blud, bruv, fam, blud. Facking disgraceful. Singing in Nigerian. Net spend, **** Chelsea.
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    FFS Goons!! Batty Bollocksoff <laugh>

    Kipper's mono-widget will be red raw by morning :bandit:
     
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  5. remembercolinlee

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    But we won't know if he was offered the job unless he becomes their manager because it won't be publicly offered.
    When he did not end up at United (after being seen having dinner with SAF) when Maureen was eventually made the manager everyone claimed he was never offered the job even though previously they claimed he was going to be offered it.

    Therefore it don't work as a bet.

    But my version does!
    :bandit:
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Sorry bru, the terms of the bet were already laid out earlier in the thread. You should have been here earlier if you wanted to insert some clauses.
     
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  7. No, mate.

    Getting dicked by Bosnian plumbers and gas fitters is definitely more embarrassing .
     
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  8. Will you never criticise Arsenal?

    They've just lost to a bunch of Bosnian plumbers ffs !
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Arsenal losing to BATE a day after Spurs smash Dortmund.

    Do ya thing Kipper <laugh>
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    Kipps listen, we've already heard about your homosexual dreams about ****ing off these types of men.

    Now you're here openly stating your desire to get dicked by a Bosnian plumber.
     
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  11. It's too fcuking easy, son!
     
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  12. If Chavs lose, I'm booking into the cock clinic for the night.
     
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    You'd think it would be, yet all you've been going on about is wanting to swallow the hairy schlong of some gas fitter. <laugh>
     
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  14. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    I was just laying some bate out for you to bite on :bandit:
     
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  15. Brave attempt.

    But even your most diehard playmates have abandoned you.

    You're on your own , mate .

    And rightly so.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    If Pochettino stays at Spurs and there is evidence that he has turned United down then I’ll leave.

    The chances are that we will both stay, and it’s actually win win for HIAG cos if Poch does come here he won’t hve to put up with the barrage of **** headed his way.

    Simples.
     
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  17. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    BATE Borisov's season doesn't start until March.
    Mid-season Arsenal lost to pre-season Belarusians.
    Is it going to be an early exit for the Nonceferatu?

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  18. PINKIE

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    Never mind mate. Anyway glad you understand the terms of the bet.

    Watch Kipper welch this now.
     
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  19. Bald Archie

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    Don't worry man, Skiddy should be along soon to hurl incoherent abuse at your postings. <cheers>
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    @Hoddle Is A God
     
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