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DUNCAN DONUTS said:
In 2019 if someone at Starbucks decides to find the phrase "black" coffee offensive and brand anyone who isn't black racist for using the word or serving or drinking the perceived racist beverage.

You must not criticise the offended person or laugh at them for being mental.

That makes you a Brexit voting bitter old racist..


It's a ****ing minefield so it is.
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I was in a Starbucks patiently waiting in the queue when a gentleman of ethnicity was handed his beverage by an Oriental/Asian server who said it was his white coffee. Terry kicked off and said it wasn't his drink because he'd ordered a coffee with milk, clearly this was beyond the vocabulary of the server who nudged the cup forward again and said, "this is a white coffee, it has milk in it" Terry ranted on that it wasn't what he asked for and wanted a coffee with milk and not a white coffee. He then looked at me and asked what I was staring at "You" was my reply as this was no ordinary stabby type of Terry but some escapee from Broadmoor who was clearly off his rocker. The manager made him another drink and gave it to him stating it was a coffee with milk, he went back out onto the Euston Road mumbling to himself. I got an apology from the manager and my skinny gingerbread latte for free.

As pointless as this is it is true, it would be a bit of a sh.it anecdote to make up.
 
GroveRanger said:
I was in a Starbucks patiently waiting in the queue when a gentleman of ethnicity was handed his beverage by an Oriental/Asian server who said it was his white coffee. Terry kicked off and said it wasn't his drink because he'd ordered a coffee with milk, clearly this was beyond the vocabulary of the server who nudged the cup forward again and said, "this is a white coffee, it has milk in it" Terry ranted on that it wasn't what he asked for and wanted a coffee with milk and not a white coffee. He then looked at me and asked what I was staring at "You" was my reply as this was no ordinary stabby type of Terry but some escapee from Broadmoor who was clearly off his rocker. The manager made him another drink and gave it to him stating it was a coffee with milk, he went back out onto the Euston Road mumbling to himself. I got an apology from the manager and my skinny gingerbread latte for free.

As pointless as this is it is true, it would be a bit of a sh.it anecdote to make up.
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What a pathetic weasely existence you live.
 
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GroveRanger said:
I was in a Starbucks patiently waiting in the queue when a gentleman of ethnicity was handed his beverage by an Oriental/Asian server who said it was his white coffee. Terry kicked off and said it wasn't his drink because he'd ordered a coffee with milk, clearly this was beyond the vocabulary of the server who nudged the cup forward again and said, "this is a white coffee, it has milk in it" Terry ranted on that it wasn't what he asked for and wanted a coffee with milk and not a white coffee. He then looked at me and asked what I was staring at "You" was my reply as this was no ordinary stabby type of Terry but some escapee from Broadmoor who was clearly off his rocker. The manager made him another drink and gave it to him stating it was a coffee with milk, he went back out onto the Euston Road mumbling to himself. I got an apology from the manager and my skinny gingerbread latte for free.

As pointless as this is it is true, it would be a bit of a sh.it anecdote to make up.
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How did you know his name? Terry, I mean.
 
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Ponders Revisited said:
How did you know his name? Terry, I mean.
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I'm led to believe they write the name of the customer on the cup in these establishments so that they can pretend a personal customer service?

"Terry! White coffee!"

...Terry goes bananas.

Would have been hysterical if Grove had asked Terry why he's going bananas about having his coffee called white coffee <laugh>
 
Gambol said:
I'm led to believe they write the name of the customer on the cup in these establishments so that they can pretend a personal customer service?

"Terry! White coffee!"

...Terry goes bananas.

Would have been hysterical if Grove had asked Terry why he's going bananas about having his coffee called white coffee <laugh>
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Terry gets angry about white coffee...

Grove: "Wait a cotton pickin minnit, why are you going bananas about this?"

<laugh>
 
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Ponders Revisited said:
How did you know his name? Terry, I mean.
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Terry and June, Silver Spoon, Bark at the Moon, Itchy Trigger etc. Informally racist epithets used to embellish an anecdote. Just like my racist penis, it's not big and it's not clever but on par for Not 606 (the names, not my penis. I am led to believe all the WhatsApp crew are enormously hung)

If Gambol's post was true I don't think I could have kept a straight face if they handed him his cup and his name was actually Terry!

I'm waiting for the story in the Metro when some liberal f.ucktard complains that Black Americano should be banned because of Slavery.
 
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GroveRanger said:
Terry and June, Silver Spoon, Bark at the Moon, Itchy Trigger etc. Informally racist epithets used to embellish an anecdote. Just like my racist penis, it's not big and it's not clever but on par for Not 606 (the names, not my penis. I am led to believe all the WhatsApp crew are enormously hung)

If Gambol's post was true I don't think I could have kept a straight face if they handed him his cup and his name was actually Terry!

I'm waiting for the story in the Metro when some liberal f.ucktard complains that Black Americano should be banned because of Slavery.
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Americano is a black coffee it would be like asking for a latte with milk .
 
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