Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

No we have Papa's, Whitehead's, Harpers, Sullivan's, etc. Can highly recommend Papa's, fill your boots with their fish chips and peas*, with sliced white bread (*other abomnimations available), swilled down with large pot of tea, accompanying guest beer, finished off with a sponge pudding and custard. I was the size of Ben by the time I departed !

 

No idea whether this will work as I don’t really do Facebook, but if it does the comments under the photo are the best thing you’ll read tonight. Brutally hilarious

“I’d rather guide my Dad into my Mum than eat that”!!!!

 

Time for a few more stolen jokes.

I've always wondered whose idea it was to give the horses the first go at putting Humpty together again.

Whoever took over Mother Teresa's hospital must have the patients of a saint.

I invented a sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop.

My wife says that I have two problems. I don't listen and something else.

The food industry is running out of names for some of its products, according to anonymous sauces.

I failed my ventriloquist exam...I can't say I'm surprised...

Have you read the book "Ventriloquism for Dummies"?

Take it from me, I have reverse kleptomania.

I went for a job interview, and they asked me what I thought was my greatest weakness. "Honesty" I replied.
The interviewer said "I don't think that's a weakness"
I told him, "I don't give a **** what you think"

My doctor has prescribed me some Anti-Gloating cream. Now all I want to do is rub it in.

Scientists have grown human vocal cords in a petri dish. The result speak for themselves.

 

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Haha
Mrs Tash showed me that one earlier!

 

Is that a pilchard trying to escape on the bottom right?

 

She's managed to cook a raw prawn into the bacon at the top, gastronomic genius or sommat ...

 

I'll see your pasta and raise you Mikey G's "Fishfinger sandwich, but with Chicago Town pizza instead of bread".

 

So we can put pictures like that up, but we can't show a girls tits? The worlds gone mad

 

“What did you cook that in Carol...the ****ing tumble dryer?!”

 

Foodist

 

Boobs are proof that men can think of two things at once.

 

But the girls (& others to be inclusive) get to see Bens Boobies...

 

But tbf, they're better than your bastards

 

Has this been digested once already?

And people slate me for having curry sauce on battered fish.

 

Do the Allams have one of these in their fleet?

Seen near Sainsburys in Willerby.

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'For just £3.00 a week you can save Carol's children form having to eat her food' ...

 

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