Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Keita’s Season by numbers:

Goals - 0
Assists - 0
Tackles - 3
Lost possession - 116
Successful passes - 12
% passes completed - 6%
Time spent combing his hair to look like Tony Yeboah - 1216 minutes

 

Real to bid £100m for Marcus Rashford.

Is that to loan him for the rest of this season?

 

That happens all the time with teams watering the pitch in one half and stuff like that, no big deal.

 

The assistant ref stopped them bringing on the sandbags they were hoping to stack on the 'Pool goal line ...

.... in all seriousness, if they do blow the league now, the snow clearing 'scandal' will be up there with Slippy G's tumble in future wumming

 

For the next 5 - with an option to extend

 

Keita looked proper gash last night... possibly lucky to stay on the park (as was Maguire mind) ... could just be a one-off? .... haven't seen a lot of him, to be fair to the lad

 

He’s shocking. Every time I’ve seen him play he’s looked out of his depth.

 

He's not been great all season but should have had a pen last night but that's life we've bought a few we shouldn't have had.

 

Shows how **** he is, he can’t even win a pen that’s definitely a pen!

 

It was a clumsy challenge for sure ... but the shank that followed, more or less destroyed the bloke ... we also had a shout early on when Milner caught Maddison ... might have been just outside ... but seen them given ...

 

if Milner caught Maddison it was a deffo Red card never mind anything else

 

He's no Mo that's for sure.

 

How the **** did Milner catch him, he was in the stands?

 

FFS

 

Cheating ****.

 

nah mate just a ****ing Ninja .

 

Henderson and it was outside the box.

 

Indeed ... but a great position for a cross into slab head

 

... my bad ... was even picturing Henderson's face ... that's old age for you ... (mine - not Milner's )

 

Nice of the Pool lads to come back today

Missed them last night