
At least he does not have a filthy motor to drive around in.
[HASHTAG]#govaletyamotornexttime[/HASHTAG]
My head touched the roof of the motor such was the levels of dust, ****, and newspapers.Surely somebody would valet their car AFTER giving you a lift Elf NOT before?
My head touched the roof of the motor such was the levels of dust, ****, and newspapers.

I used to be the goalkeeper in 5-a-side as a kid. I got dropped when the oncoming striker LOBBED meMassive exaggeration
Your head wouldn’t touch the roof of a Matchbox toy car.

I used to be the goalkeeper in 5-a-side as a kid. I got dropped when the oncoming striker LOBBED me![]()

Now you're just being silly.A striker could lob you in a Subbuteo goal![]()
Tripped on an uneven pavement yesterday - now officially “fvcked” (although made it in to work today, have got others performing my duties)
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Going to prove costly for the local Council though ?![]()
You have to go for it. A few years ago Lewisham Council relaid all their pavements because it was cheaper than the constant claims for damages by people who did what you've just done.Going to prove costly for the local Council though ?![]()
You have to go for it. A few years ago Lewisham Council relaid all their pavements because it was cheaper than the constant claims for damages by people who did what you've just done.
Claim upTripped on an uneven pavement yesterday - now officially “fvcked” (although made it in to work today, have got others performing my duties)
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Is that the one shoulder 8 stoneI was absolutely fvcked yesterday as I landed on my shoulder. Lucky I am only 8 stone.
Tripped on an uneven pavement yesterday - now officially “fvcked” (although made it in to work today, have got others performing my duties)
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. First Lardi cries off, then Dick falls foul of a mystery illness, I've put my back out, and now this. Who's next
?Agreed. There are also a lot of people making shedloads legally out of charities.You must log in or register to see images
Very surprised to read this today.
Charlton legend Sam Sodje found not guilty - at least he will be able to visit his three brothers in prison.
Fellow Charlton legend Akpo Sodje “declined” to stand trial, and is alleged to be on the run.
Conning charities for their funds makes you lower than a sewer rat.