Off Topic How Are You Celebrating Brexit Day ?

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Prince Philip would be more than welcome to chauffeur @baraettmattesvensson

 

At least he does not have a filthy motor to drive around in.

#govaletyamotornexttime

 

Surely somebody would valet their car AFTER giving you a lift Elf NOT before?

 

My head touched the roof of the motor such was the levels of dust, ****, and newspapers.

 

Massive exaggeration

Your head wouldn’t touch the roof of a Matchbox toy car.

 

I used to be the goalkeeper in 5-a-side as a kid. I got dropped when the oncoming striker LOBBED me

 

A striker could lob you in a Subbuteo goal

 

Now you're just being silly.

 

Tripped on an uneven pavement yesterday - now officially “fvcked” (although made it in to work today, have got others performing my duties)

 

Going to prove costly for the local Council though ?

 

Always handy to work in a place with lots of lawyers.

 

You have to go for it. A few years ago Lewisham Council relaid all their pavements because it was cheaper than the constant claims for damages by people who did what you've just done.

 

I was absolutely fvcked yesterday as I landed on my shoulder. Lucky I am only 8 stone.

 

Very surprised to read this today.

Charlton legend Sam Sodje found not guilty - at least he will be able to visit his three brothers in prison.

Fellow Charlton legend Akpo Sodje “declined” to stand trial, and is alleged to be on the run.

Conning charities for their funds makes you lower than a sewer rat.

 

Claim up

 

Is that the one shoulder 8 stone

 

Bitch.

 

You need to post that on the premier league politics thread, to see how much sympathy comes your way.

 

It's the curse of Not606. First Lardi cries off, then Dick falls foul of a mystery illness, I've put my back out, and now this. Who's next?

 

Agreed. There are also a lot of people making shedloads legally out of charities.