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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Oct 15, 2018.

  1. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Not sure how the UK can leave Europe unless I've completeky misunderstood the science of plate tectonics.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I catch your continental drift.
     
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  3. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    <rofl><rofl> ^^^ thinks that world had tectonic plates <laugh><ok>

    @Eddie bin Nesta al-Glesga another sheeple needing reprogrammed. <cheers>
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    If 52% vote for them how about I eat my own cock.

    This has happened before. They got over 12% in 2015 but got ****ed by the voting system. Even if they doubled that we wouldn’t be talking many seats.
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    You're on, I shall certainly be voting for them now.
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Now that is a fillum.

    It was on the other day but Mrs Grove made me turn it off because I couldn't stop myself quoting chunks of it.

    "Toe jam!"
    "A jelly donut!?"
    etc
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Would you have to chop it off to eat it or would you be able to eat it still attached to your body? Asking for ST and Tina.
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ not allowed to watch what he wants to on the TV.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    His pretend shed is his castle.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's worse for Pud. His missus removed his shed privileges as I recall <laugh>
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I watched it again just before Xmas. It is eminently quotable, my favourite being:

    "Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over".
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Poor,can't afford 2 TV's.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    He has been with a few TVs but they were only about 12(no stone)
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    *(not stone)
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Here Aer Lingus January sale and booked me flights for Nice for July,Gambetta,hookers etc you know the drill :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sorry to hear that, Mick.

    Next time am throwin oot a telly I'll have it shipped to ye.

    Yer welome <ok>
     
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  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    That is ****in brilliant. Morons really are driving the handcart to hell.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You can go **** yerself for a telly aff me now.
     
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