please log in to view this image Here it is guys... Ill get the ball rolling with...... "Its fun to stay at the Y..M..C..A"
"Good work lads. The amount of decisions you give us, you might as well put one of these suits on too"
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?" The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry your Honor, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
Alright tom Your telling me mate Probably wont hear anything from Mick either as the soppy ****er is flaffing around indoors looking for his car documents before he can drive back
Winner! TC yours wasnt really a caption so i couldnt make you the winner or there would have been another load of riots.... Kids are really touchy theese days!!
