Religion vs Sexuality

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Hugh Briss

Hugh Briss

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Happy New Year!

So you know how religion said it was wrong for same sex people to have sex with one another?

Well, over the decades, it's caused more issues than could have been imagined.
All those 'gay' people were forced into 'normal' relationships and now there are more homosexual and lesbian people emerging from 'straight' couples than ever.

Of course, the religious types have put it all down to genetically modified food and that Devil thingy-wotsit.

Now everyone knows the truth.

Enjoy your collective breakfast... Unless you're alone of course.

Here's to a more liberated and inclusive 2019 :)
 
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Men have been shoving their cocks up each others arses for thousands of years, not the same men for all that time though, that would be weird. Doesn't make it acceptable but since when do we give a f.uck about that when it comes down to the rights of the individual?

I get sick of the queer justification stuff too, articles on penguins and dolphins who pair up as same sex couples which the pooves say is proof that it is perfectly ok as far as Mother Nature is concerned. Lest we forget, up the bum no babies, I'll accept it is all natural when men grow a womb up their sh.itter.

I feel the same way about lesbianism but I am trying to get over it by watching hours of teenage girls licking each other out.
 
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I've got a bad shaving rash today. I normally use an electric shaver on number one, but yesterday I decided to go close. I wish I hadn't. :(

Anyway, I'm going to watch Benidorm Live tonight at the Cliffs Pavilion in Southend-on-Sea. Not exactly highbrow, I know, but it should be pretty decent.

See ya later.
 
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Ponders Revisited said:
I've got a bad shaving rash today. I normally use an electric shaver on number one, but yesterday I decided to go close. I wish I hadn't. :(

Anyway, I'm going to watch Benidorm Live tonight at the Cliffs Pavilion in Southend-on-Sea. Not exactly highbrow, I know, but it should be pretty decent.

See ya later.
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Why do I get razor rash on my face but never on my balls?
 
Don't know where to start so just an observation and an admission:

1. What's with the Ukrainian Orthodox c**ts splitting with the Russian Orthodox c**ts?

2. I love bummin' burdz; is this my latent homosexuality cummin' to the surface?
 
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