Off Topic I'm Done With Wumming

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That's it. I'm done with wumming.

I've had a lot of time to consider things, whilst banged up in the Cooler.

Sure, it was a massive injustice that put me in there. Pixie told me that everyone knew Skiddy's real name and address, and the name of his bar. Looks like I'm just another one of his fall guys, like Sucky was before me.

I bear no grudges, though.

Yeah, and I know that I called Skids by his real name only in response to him calling me by mine, and that he served no time - not for this offence, or the countless others he committed - but I am willing to put all of that behind me, and bear no grudges.

That's not me.

From now on, I'm going straight.

Footy talk and straight-laced chat, that's all you will get from me, from now on. I promise.

The wum guns have finally been retired.
 
Hi, Commie.

I have missed your witty retorts.

I have always respected your opinion.

Now, I am going to be the poster that you have always wanted me to be.

You watch.
 
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That's it. I'm done with wumming.

I've had a lot of time to consider things, whilst banged up in the Cooler.

Sure, it was a massive injustice that put me in there. Pixie told me that everyone knew Skiddy's real name and address, and the name of his bar. Looks like I'm just another one of his fall guys, like Sucky was before me.

I bear no grudges, though.

Yeah, and I know that I called Skids by his real name only in response to him calling me by mine, and that he served no time - not for this offence, or the countless others he committed - but I am willing to put all of that behind me, and bear no grudges.

That's not me.

From now on, I'm going straight.

Footy talk and straight-laced chat, that's all you will get from me, from now on. I promise.

The wum guns have finally been retired.

Love the robot <laugh>
 
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Love the robot <laugh>

I hadn't really given it much thought, brb.

I just wanted to shed my previous avatar, which is a symbol of my old wumming days.

I am a big fan of Forbidden Planet, so when I saw the piccy of the robot I couldn't resist.
 
Body fluid, what we hear passed between you both

You rake!
<laugh>

No, it was nothing like that, Custard.

Just the usual - information and photographs.

Look! I've served my time and I have no plans to go back to the Cooler any time soon, so all of that is in the past, as far as I am concerned.
 
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