Hatem Ben Arfa needs a song!!!!

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He makes us sing, he makes us dance,
he's the geordie superstar residing in france.
Ben Arfa!!

Simples.

(To the tune of Go-Compare)
Ben Arfa, Ben Arfa,
he's not shy, he's pretty fly,
he's Ben Arfa
Although he broke his leg, he has a mint left peg
and we can thank our stars that we have Ben Arfa.

(To the tune of Re-e-wind)
Ben Ar-fa
when De Jong said no, it was a canny blow
Ben-Arfa
but when the doc says go, your gonna score
Ben Ar-fa


Sorry those are so bad haha
 
To.. "What shall we do with a drunken sailor"

How are you going to stop, Ben Arfa.
How are you going to stop, Ben Arfa.
How are you going to stop, Ben Arfa, running down the left wing!

oooohhhhhhh aaaarhhhhhhh Ben Arfaaaaa!
oooohhhhhhh aaaarhhhhhhh Ben Arfaaaaa!
oooohhhhhhh aaaarhhhhhhh Ben Arfaaaaa, Running down the left wing!

I think it would come out more like..

How ya gunna stop, Ben Arfa.
How ya gunna stop, Ben Arfa.
How ya gunna stop, Ben Arfa, running down the left wing.

oooohhhhhhh aaaarhhhhhhh Ben Arfaaaaa!
oooohhhhhhh aaaarhhhhhhh Ben Arfaaaaa!
oooohhhhhhh aaaarhhhhhhh Ben Arfa, running down the left wing!

Simple catchy and has oooohhhhhhh aaaarhhhhhhh, which is abit from the French National Anthem
 
hatem Ben Arfa — I love the way you play
hatem Ben Arfa — You really make my day
hatem Ben Arfa — I’m gro-wing a beard too
hatem Ben Arfa — and when you take them on
hatem Ben Arfa — they don’t even know you’re gone
hatem Ben Arfa — You’re a Mag through and through da da da da da dada da

da da da da da dada da
da da da da da dada da

da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
(Amy Winehouse Rehab)

De Jong tried to put him in a wheelchair but he said no, no, no
yes he's been knacked but now he's come back you're gonna know, know, know

He's been rushed back just in time,
but if Pardew thinks he's fine,
Ben Arfa is back in action and now he's gonna score, score, score.
 
(Amy Winehouse Rehab)

De Jong tried to put him in a wheelchair but he said no, no, no
yes he's been knacked but now he's come back you're gonna know, know, know

He's been rushed back just in time,
but if Pardew thinks he's fine,
Ben Arfa is back in action and now he's gonna score, score, score.

That's quality that one.
 
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