Hiawatha didn't bother too much 'Bout Minnie Ha-Ha and her tender touch Till she took him to the silver stream Then she whispered words like he had never heard That made him all shudder inside when she said Wig-wam bam, gonna make you my man Wam bam bam, gonna get you if I can Wig-wam bam, want to make you understand Try a little touch, try a little too much Just try a little wig-wam bam Running Bear never cared enough About Little White Dove and her tender love 'Til she took him to the silver stream She told him all about what he couldn't live without And made him all weak inside when she said Wig-wam bam, gonna make you my man Wam bam bam, gonna get you if I can Wig-wam bam, want to make you understand Try a little touch, try a little too much Just try a little Wig-wam bam Wig-wam bam sham-a-lam Wam bam bam sham-a-lam Wig-wam bam sham-a-lam Wam bam bam sham-a-lam Hiawatha didn't bother too much About Minnie Ha-Ha and her tender touch Till she took him to the silver stream Then she whispered words like he'd never heard That made him all shudder inside when she said Wig-wam bam, gonna make you my man Wam bam bam, gonna get you if I can Wig-wam bam, want to make you understand Try a little touch, try a little too much Just try a little wig-wam bam, and she said Wig-wam bam, gonna make you my man...
I think Monty is on about Ben Thompson who got sent off for Portsmouth but then won his appeal against the red card. Tees is educating Monty on the lyrics to Wig Wam Bam by Sweet.
