Come on. No one is even close to them right now. And they were thrashing Man City again and again even at the beginning of the year.
But that would totally ruin the joke, so I’m going with, ‘bit of a ****hole’, like most seaside towns
I remember Dennis Irwin getting sent off for United for kicking the ball away and getting a second yellow against Liverpool at Anfield in like 1999.
Leeds fans are the only ones that have got a banning order because of me. Three of them about 13 years ago racially abused me on the way to a Saints game when I was with my daughter, I walked away, went to the nearest copper and all 3 got arrested. Had to go to court a month or so later and all 3 got 3 years banning order and had to pay me I think £150 victim costs. All unemployed, so wanted to pay me £4/week lol. I gave it all to charity to support underprivileged children in the 3rd world. Edit: Just so you don't think I was being over touchy, 3 huge, drunk guys shouting abuse at me and my then 15 year old daughter about where I should live and how I should go 'back home' isn't a nice experience. Still, I only had to go back to Bournemouth and they missed their train and didn't get to leave for Leeds until the next morning after a night on the taxpayer
I didnt say "already". I said "fast becoming". Edit: I also didn't say "ever". I said "of the Premier League".