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Oldsparkey

Oldsparkey

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Happy Chrimbles fellas. <ok>

As there appears to be quite a few old farts on here, I'll start it......

"Billy Bean built a machine to see what it would do
He made it out of sticks and stones and nuts and bolts and glue.........."

Discuss................
 
Oh, so no one remembers "Billy Bean and his Funny Machine" then.

Strange that - I bet if it had been "Billy Bean and his ****ing Machine", you'd all be bloody experts......<laugh>

Come on guys, surely there must be someone over 65 on here who's not got dementia.
 
Don't remember Billy Bean Sparky, but I remember

My Uncle Billy had a 10ft willy,
And he showed it to the lady next door..... etc

Times were simple then. <laugh><laugh>
 
Davy said:
Don't remember Billy Bean Sparky, but I remember

My Uncle Billy had a 10ft willy,
And he showed it to the lady next door..... etc

Times were simple then. <laugh><laugh>
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There you are - proved my point Davy - sex, sex, sex........<laugh><laugh>

I'm sure there are a few on here who remember old Billy and the bird that laid an egg into the chute to start the Old Cartoonerator - or am I going nuts?..<laugh>
 
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Oldsparkey said:
I think my mind is going <yikes>......FFS somebody please admit they remember old Billy Bean........<laugh>
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Screened 1954-1956.

I wasn't born until 1958!

First recollection is 'watch with Mother'.

How old are you? I think your avatar makes me rather foolishly assume that you're a lot younger. :)
 
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Whitejock said:
Screened 1954-1956.

I wasn't born until 1958!

First recollection is 'watch with Mother'.

How old are you? I think your avatar makes me rather foolishly assume that you're a lot younger. :)
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Before my time too WJ - born in 1957.

I distinctly remember it from the Billy Bean tune my elder bother used to sing incessantly and I'm sure I saw it plenty of times (must have been repeats if they had such things in those days. <ok>)

EDIT - at least you've proved I'm not going nuts.......<laugh>
 
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Don't remember either of the first two, but I remember:

Kermit the Frog
Got smacked in the gob
For messing about with Miss Piggy
He undid her zip, and fondled her tits
and out popped his little green willy
 
Whitejock said:
Screened 1954-1956.

I wasn't born until 1958!

First recollection is 'watch with Mother'.

How old are you? I think your avatar makes me rather foolishly assume that you're a lot younger. :)
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Don't go by the Avatar WJ - its just the name (profession) that's appropriate. Ron Mael is a good 10 years older than me pal, and that photo must be 40 years old now. <ok>

Just to remember him as a he was, and I did think the Mael brothers were talented band, not just eccentric (still going now I think).......

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Anyway, apart from all that Sparks stuff, anyone else on here remember old Billy Bean and prepared to admit it?

Come on guys - don't leave me out in the cold here!.........<wah><wah>
 
Oldsparkey said:
Don't go by the Avatar WJ - its just the name (profession) that's appropriate. Ron Mael is a good 10 years older than me pal, and that photo must be 40 years old now. <ok>

Just to remember him as a he was, and I did think the Mael brothers were talented band, not just eccentric (still going now I think).......

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And I thought it was because you were an executioner
 
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