Just set the scene for my little one to come downstairs in the morning and find a big sack of presents. Even got the dog to eat half a carrot and spit some out for authenticity. On my ****ing A game here 


Spent the morning building a kids kitchen, went a lot better than I thought. It’s always easier when you use a cordless drill.
Now I’m done, no more to do for me, so gonna sink a few Sammy Adams and get smashed.

did you see click and collect before it?****ing Royle family... desperate comedy.
did you see click and collect before it?
Aye, i enjoyed that..best thing on tv so farYeah that was good. I like Steve Merchant he’s a good writer.
turned it of, was doing my head in..utter ********ing Royle family... desperate comedy.
turned it of, was doing my head in..utter ****
prem lge greatest moments, on pick.... just had the cantona bit on it.That’s exactly what I did. Complete ****. Fat Scouse bastard.
Watching Mickey Flanagan now on Sky One.
prem lge greatest moments, on pick.... just had the cantona bit on it.
turned it of, was doing my head in..utter ****
was utter **** mateNever saw why people thought it was so funny?...
Watching Avengers Infinity War. Don’t get the hype so far
Make a bit pot of it, i'm on my way.They are a bit ****
Time for me to have a spliff and get a curry on
Make a bit pot of it, i'm on my way.
Anytime Comm...you don't come across as a puffy ***** who can only eat a Korma.
Happy Xmas Bruv...hope you're enjoying a well earned day or two off!
Treating yourself to a massage parlour tonight?