Off Topic The Burly Arms

Just set the scene for my little one to come downstairs in the morning and find a big sack of presents. Even got the dog to eat half a carrot and spit some out for authenticity. On my ****ing A game here

 

And sober

 

****ing Royle family... desperate comedy.

 

did you see click and collect before it?

 

Yeah that was good. I like Steve Merchant he’s a good writer.

 

Aye, i enjoyed that..best thing on tv so far

 

turned it of, was doing my head in..utter ****

 

That’s exactly what I did. Complete ****. Fat Scouse bastard.

Watching Mickey Flanagan now on Sky One.

 

prem lge greatest moments, on pick.... just had the cantona bit on it.

 

He could have his own show.

 

Gremlins on ITV chaps.

Just sayin like, top Christmas film.

 

Never saw why people thought it was so funny?...

 

was utter **** mate

 

Chilling with my pal having a smoke while watching some old boxing fights and playing top trumps.

 

Can't wait for the football tomorrow ffs Xmas day getting in the way

 

Watching Avengers Infinity War. Don’t get the hype so far

 

They are a bit ****

Time for me to have a spliff and get a curry on

 

Make a bit pot of it, i'm on my way.

 

Anytime Comm...you don't come across as a puffy ***** who can only eat a Korma.

Happy Xmas Bruv...hope you're enjoying a well earned day or two off!

Treating yourself to a massage parlour tonight?

 

Had some slapper calling me before 5 this morning, **** woke me up, I tried putting it of, but she kept calling, so i sent a message, what are you doing, when she replied i'm on the bed, i called her..

Not a bad way to wake up, watching some asian slut ramming her clout. Then i went back to kip.