Really? Who's ****ing grave have I been sending flowers to every year?

..To me mate, I've been raiding the fake grave.. Can you send tulip bulbs instead of flowers next bonny lad, I'm fancying a nice spring garden..
Really? Who's ****ing grave have I been sending flowers to every year?

..Jonah Lomu! Well he was a big guy as well.

Jonah Lomu! Well he was a big guy as well.
More or less the same!He’s alive but well is defo pushing it.Was fake news mate, he is alive and well..![]()
He’s alive but well is defo pushing it.
Skint, over 400lbs, on the ale and can’t feel his feet apparently.
I tell a lie there’s some Doritos dip in there as well.
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Shouldn't have bananas' in the fridge, just saying![]()
It’s ok if you fancy a black one.Shouldn't have bananas' in the fridge, just saying![]()
Jonah Lomu! Well he was a big guy as well.
Be a good time to update this thread.
What’s your Xmas fridge look like boys?
I have 2 fridge freezers that are absolutely full to the brim of food to cook and booze to be drunk (Nice selection of gin, beer, wine, and Prosecco).
I have also got in loads of cheese (for when I can’t eat anymore turkey), with various pickles and chutneys.
Just cooked the gammon in coke and will add a glaze when cooled.
What is yours like @Tel
It’s not that full. I can’t fill it with booze so I’ve only got a bit in there and the rest is outside on the decking. I’m away from 27-31st so didn’t have to buy that much this year.
Lucky you for going away, very jealous. It’s like planning a military operation with the logistics of cooking timings etc.
I have hosted Christmas dinner for the last 23 years and never once have any of the family ever offered to ! My father in law once said he would buy the turkey and asked how much it cost so I told him, and he never did pay for it (tight ****).
I do enjoy hosting but not until when I get to sit down and stop stressing.
I am off from 21st to 7th Jan, so having a well earned rest
Where you going

Nowhere special mate just going to see my mum and step dad and my brother who both live (not in the same house) on the other side of the country now. They don’t get to see my little girl as often as they’d like to so I’m gonna make the effort and head down.
I’m doing Christmas dinner, making beef though can’t be ****ed with Turkey. Just me and 5 Jewish girls![]()
5 Jewish girls ?
Have a good one