Off Topic Fridge

My fridge is depressing. Everything is healthy apart from the 4 cans of Diet Coke that are my Mrs’ drinks. No booze. Loads of veg. Organic milk.

I think it is the typical ****y ***** fridge.

 

Have you gone Vegan Tel?

 

No mate don’t be silly. I just annihilate any meat that enters my fridge. There might be some in there when I get home if the wifey has been shopping... I’ll let you know.

 

That's a relief, thought you was off to buy a bike and eat quinoa butties.

 

Quinoa and Aubergine Bake with Wasp piss dressing.

 

I tell a lie there’s some Doritos dip in there as well.

 

Probably out of date

 

You sure you've got enough almond milk?

 

Got it last weekend, but I’ll never eat it. My Mrs just thinks we need to cool things down for a few weeks before they get thrown in the bin.

 

****ing hell, it's like how you would imagine 'Upstairs, Downstairs' to be in 2018.. All neat and tidy like, you get points for that..

 

My Mrs is in charge of the fridge mate... I just go in there when I’m hungry, and after a few seconds I close the door, sad and empty handed.

 

Talking of fridge's, does anyone remember this guy? Chicago Bears player..

 

I bet that dude had a lot of nice food in his fridge.

 

William "Fridge" Perry

 

.. Only seems like yesterday all the hype and that ****e..

 

Hes dead now isn't he? Kidney failure or something like that?

 

That's from when it was shown regularly on Ch4 I think?

I still never managed to watch a whole game. And never really understood the rules. It was always "14 down and 10 on the 49ers 23" or something. Wtf?

Meanwhile, Spurs getting schooled. What a goal from Rakotic...

 

Was fake news mate, he is alive and well..

 

Really? Who's ****ing grave have I been sending flowers to every year?

 

Jonah Lomu! Well he was a big guy as well.