**NOT606 PL BOARD AWARDS 2018**

[Commachio]

Its the best thread here, it has had more views than every other post combined.
And it does keep the **** in one thread (sometimes)

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No it doesn't

 

[Big Ern]

To be honest I’m stunned Big Ern doesn't win everything.

fixed

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Poster awards:

Best poster: Burly - he’s my home boy.

Worst poster: Aberdude - he’s a divkid

Best new poster: I don’t really know any new ones how long has Jakarta been posting here?

Funniest poster: Comm

Most obsessed poster: NSIS - he’s never wrong

Most boring poster: PNP obviously

Best wum poster: Saxton

Worst wum poster: BobbyD he ain’t got it in him

Most random poster: Saffy in a good way

Favourite poster from your team: Chief

Thread awards:

Best thread posted this year: Ginge’s Plate of Slop

Worst thread posted this year: Matth’s crying ****e

Best picture thread: Wid Ye

The rest:

Favourite rivalry between posters: Comm & Fosse

Most tedious rivalry between posters: HIAG/Piskie obviously

Funniest banning: Fosse’s flounce was fun

Most unjust banning: Skylarker

Club with collectively the best posters: Liverpool/Sunderland

Club with collectively the worst posters: Newcastle

Club with easiest to wind up posters: Spurs

The MMMMM (Most memorable mental matth moment) award: Matth flipping his lid at the perfectly legal builders.

Best bet forfeit: No idea.

Best gif: My door closing gif that I used bare times

Funniest moment of the year: Liverpool’s CL Final

Post of the year: Sweats talking about his step daughter.

All time contribution award: Has to be Luvgonzo for his thread count. Utter dork.

 

[Spurlock]

Best poster: Aberdude

Worst poster: Archie when he starts banging on about Spurs

Best new poster: Quasi and the Southampton lads

Most improved poster: Libby lol

Best missing poster: Harrytripper

Kindest poster: Sweats coz he's gay as ****

Funniest poster: Big Ern

Most ****ish poster: Dunc

Rudest poster: Matthew

Poster most susceptible to a meltdown: Brb

Most obsessed (club) poster: Skiddy with Spurs

Most obsessed (otherposter) poster: Matthew obsessed with his Ronaldo poster

Biggest bullshitting poster: Skiddy

Biggest **** stirring poster: Jasper

Most serious poster: Blueman

Most arrogant poster: Fat Pete

Most hated poster: Not sure I hate any posters...feel sorry for a few though

Most boring poster: Dmd

Best wum poster: Spurlock

Worst wum poster: Brb

Best drunk poster: Hiag

Most random poster: Milk

Most defensive poster: Matthew

Favourite poster from your team: All the Spurs lads are topz

Poster most likely to **** it up: Spurlock's Bitch

 

[Spurlock]

Best thread posted this year: Unai Emery Sack watch by Hiag

Worst thread posted this year: Is the Spursy tag justified by Piskie

Best ongoing thread: what are you doing

Worst ongoing thread: Spurs Spiral watch by Skiddy

Best wum thread: Leicester Spiral watch

Worst wum thread: Spurs Spiral watch by Skiddy

Best picture thread: Wid Ye

Best serious thread: Wid Ye

Best **** thread: 'Xmas cards to other posters' by Fosse...5 posts...lol dick

Worst **** thread: 'Christmas' by Matthew...3 posts...silly ****

Most dramatic thread: Fosse's flounce off thread

Politics awards:

Biggest snowflake: Maggot


The rest:

Best meltdown: Brb during Hiag Doxx gate

Best flounce: Fosse

Best sock: Village Bike

Worst sock: Robby202

Favourite rivalry between posters: Any kick off is embraced...I don't have favourites

Most tedious rivalry between posters: Hiag/Piskie has been going on for almost a decade

Funniest banning: Fosse big ****ing girl

Most unjust banning: Higburyal

Worst mod: Brb

Club with collectively the best posters: Spurs

Club with collectively the worst posters: Chelsea

Club with easiest to wind up posters: United

The MMMMM (Most memorable mental matth moment) award: when he went on a Paki, Jew hating rampage.

Best bet forfeit: Sucky losing his username for a whole season

Best gif: There's loads...I enjoy my Goodfellas gif which is reserved for the moments when one of us is getting a pasting from a group of 3 or more at any one time

Funniest moment of the year: Brb trying to pin the Hiag doxxing on Sky and myself hahaha funny

Post of the year: Posted by Spursdisciple on March 24th when he replied with a to someone's post...can't remember who's...was hilarious

All time contribution award: Comm and Fan for doing the night shift on here and collectively flooding the board with **** threads...well done lads.

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

Best poster: Aberdude

Worst poster: Archie when he starts banging on about Spurs

Best new poster: Quasi and the Southampton lads

Most improved poster: Libby lol

Best missing poster: Harrytripper

Kindest poster: Sweats coz he's gay as ****

Funniest poster: Big Ern

Most ****ish poster: Dunc

Rudest poster: Matthew

Poster most susceptible to a meltdown: Brb

Most obsessed (club) poster: Skiddy with Spurs

Most obsessed (otherposter) poster: Matthew obsessed with his Ronaldo poster

Biggest bullshitting poster: Skiddy

Biggest **** stirring poster: Jasper

Most serious poster: Blueman

Most arrogant poster: Fat Pete

Most hated poster: Not sure I hate any posters...feel sorry for a few though

Most boring poster: Dmd

Best wum poster: Spurlock

Worst wum poster: Brb

Best drunk poster: Hiag

Most random poster: Milk

Most defensive poster: Matthew

Favourite poster from your team: All the Spurs lads are topz

Poster most likely to **** it up: Spurlock's Bitch

Um..ok...

 

[Spurlock]

Um..ok...

I needed to shoehorn you in somehow Jasper

 

[FosseFilberto]

I needed to shoehorn you in somehow Jasper

He was a cert for "Best Poster with pussy on his shoulder" ... you ****ed it up .... again ...

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Best poster: Aberdude

Worst poster: Archie when he starts banging on about Spurs

Best new poster: Quasi and the Southampton lads

Most improved poster: Libby lol

Best missing poster: Harrytripper

Kindest poster: Sweats coz he's gay as ****

Funniest poster: Big Ern

Most ****ish poster: Dunc

Rudest poster: Matthew

Poster most susceptible to a meltdown: Brb

Most obsessed (club) poster: Skiddy with Spurs

Most obsessed (otherposter) poster: Matthew obsessed with his Ronaldo poster

Biggest bullshitting poster: Skiddy

Biggest **** stirring poster: Jasper

Most serious poster: Blueman

Most arrogant poster: Fat Pete

Most hated poster: Not sure I hate any posters...feel sorry for a few though

Most boring poster: Dmd

Best wum poster: Spurlock

Worst wum poster: Brb

Best drunk poster: Hiag

Most random poster: Milk

Most defensive poster: Matthew

Favourite poster from your team: All the Spurs lads are topz

Poster most likely to **** it up: Spurlock's Bitch

I’ll take that as a menshy

 

[Libby]

The rest:

Best meltdown: brb chasing luv around banning him from loads of boards after doxgate

Best flounce: Fosse

Best sock: the bike

Worst sock: ultimate warrior

Favourite rivalry between posters: want to see more of pieguts v Watford

Most tedious rivalry between posters: fosse/Hiag

Funniest banning: Sisu the other week

Most unjust banning: most

Worst mod: Dull

Club with collectively the best posters: Sunderland/Spurs

Club with collectively the worst posters: Chelsea

Club with easiest to wind up posters: Spurs

The MMMMM (Most memorable mental matth moment) award: Kettle incident

Best bet forfeit: @Spurlock's Bitch

Funniest moment of the year: Hiag offering the straightner

Post of the year: Dier Hard with my headstone

All time contribution award: Hiag - love him or hate him can't deny he provides activity and is a big part of why the board got busy in the first place, could have easily flounced for good too. Still a **** though obviously.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

How many categories ffs it will take longer than the Oscars ceremony

I’m already preparing my acceptance speech.

 

[Libby]

I’ll take that as a menshy

Who did Spurlock even mean by the Southampton lads? You're the only new one

 

[Hoddle is a god]

All time contribution award: Hiag - love him or hate him can't deny he provides activity and is a big part of why the board got busy in the first place, could have easily flounced for good too. Still a **** though obviously.

What you’re saying is, I am the first poster to be inducted into the Not606 Wum Hall of Fame, yeah?

That’s a true honour, Libby.

 

[Libby]

What you’re saying is, I am the first poster to be inducted into the Not606 Wum Hall of Fame, yeah?

That’s a true honour, Libby.

No you're just a tedious ****er who attracts lots of obsessives

Need to up your game next year though mate.

Plus that's only my nomination

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Dead Poster: have a fooking guess ^^^

A stint in the Cooler was the making of me, brb.

Just saying, yeah?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

No you're just a tedious ****er who attracts lots of obsessives

Need to up your game next year though mate.

Plus that's only my nomination

Come off it, Libby!

Let’s not pretend that we don’t know who is the best wumster on this board!

A poster who has rattled so many cages, so hard, and for so long that he has had entire threads dedicated to him!

The simplest of rakish “bon mots” from me, Is enough to send posters away in a frenzied fever of third rate retaliatory action.

I’ve had Pixie archiving my work for the best part of a decade!

No other poster comes even close to wielding that kind of control over another’s mind and psyche.

 

[Libby]

Yeah there's no way I'm reading beyond the second line of that.

 

[gooner4ever]

Come off it, Libby!

Let’s not pretend that we don’t know who is the best wumster on this board!

A poster who has rattled so many cages, so hard, and for so long that he has had entire threads dedicated to him!

The simplest of rakish “bon mots” from me, Is enough to send posters away in a frenzied fever of third rate retaliatory action.

I’ve had Pixie archiving my work for the best part of a decade!

No other poster comes even close to wielding that kind of control over another’s mind and psyche.

Try to keep it shorter as you lost everyone after the first 4 pages

 

[luvgonzo]

The MMMMM (Most memorable mental matth moment) award: Kettle incident

Forgot about that, superb stuff. Moment of the year easy.

 

[PINKIE]

Forgot about that, superb stuff. Moment of the year easy.

I ****ing missed the kettle incident.
What happened ?