Ah, you have to smoke while you read it, and half way through you realise you want to finish so that you can stop. So you will have to lash out a fiver, or whatever it costs now. Best fiver I ever spent.Save me the money - what’s the trick ?
Ah, you have to smoke while you read it, and half way through you realise you want to finish so that you can stop. So you will have to lash out a fiver, or whatever it costs now. Best fiver I ever spent.Save me the money - what’s the trick ?
You have some f****** front Mr van Gerwen. I spend way UNDER that on boozer and you pan me on my drinking.Costs me over £200 a month.
£24,000 over the next ten years.Costs me over £200 a month.
I bet his ceilings are yellow as well.£24,000 over the next ten years.
Correct. It always happens.I bet his ceilings are yellow as well.
Plus when he comes back after a long day selling The Big Issue the place stinks like f***.Correct. It always happens.

Mr Lardiman, remember Major is Williamson as well!

Mr Lardiman is holding his own very well at the moment. I wonder if he needs some back upThe full menagerie of fruitcakes are back on ITTV now, with Bazz/Major joining Nigel, Gelan & Bexley Boy
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Mr Lardiman is holding his own very well at the moment. I wonder if he needs some back up![]()

Granted, but big bum is too sensitive and touchy at times.We have poached MickeyBennettsBigBum, which was a nice coup
I would be happy to have Willet or GarryNelson, if they are looking in.
No sign of Uber Apologist Bert Jeddez over there these days?
Agreed big bum has just been meandering through life , drinking gold, playing guitar and trying to a achieve the perfect stand up 69 , I find him an irritant if truth be told , anyway back to my programmes collection...Granted, but big bum is too sensitive and touchy at times.
GarryNelson knows how to play Ivor![]()
I play the fiddle.Agreed big bum has just been meandering through life , drinking gold, playing guitar and trying to a achieve the perfect stand up 69 , I find him an irritant if truth be told , anyway back to my programmes collection...
Always had you down as a fiddler, you can just tell by the way people look , they can never disguise it ..I play the fiddle.
Doing Farsley Celtic tonight mate, do you want me to bring you back a programme?
Always had you down as a fiddler, you can just tell by the way people look , they can never disguise it ..

Big bum, you're not meant to 'like' my posts. You're meant to try and belittle me with your nasty comments.
sorry but you do that yourself , be little me very cleverBig bum, you're not meant to 'like' my posts. You're meant to try and belittle me with your nasty comments.