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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Who has qualified for the last 16?
    12 down, four to go
    Through: Ajax, Atletico Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Borussia Dortmund, Juventus, Manchester City, Manchester United, Porto, Real Madrid, Roma, Schalke
    BBC Football Live


    Looking at that list, you've got to admit that all of the teams left in it must be licking their lips at the prospect of drawing United.
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    Is that the one when Goons had 0 shots at goal?
     
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  3. ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Cum guzzler!
    <whistle>
     
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    Forest 5 villa 5

    4 goals for young lad upfront for Villa...Chelsea reject
     
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  5. Yep, that's the one, Bruv.

    That was the night I felt ashamed to be an Englishman .
     
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    ^^^ Rattled by my earlier 'cum guzzler' comment <laugh>
     
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    That the one when RVP got red carded for taking a shot after the whistle had gone?
     
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  8. I'm going to love listening to TalkSport tomorrow.

    Mickey Dim is going to be distraught.
     
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    Fun listening to it now...Pool fans are worried
     
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    PSG wearing Nike Jordan tops

    What's that about?
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You couldn't destroy Matth, Quents ... even if he was made of candyfloss... he's got mates that are wasps whereas yours are either grannies or pussies ... he has rucks with builders whilst you offer outdoor pie eating challenges to Vegans ... he owns your soul ... he is Deonte Wildmath whereas you are merely Tiresome Fury ... live with it ... move on ... know your place in the Not606 pecking order ... just above amoeba in a taxonomy that inevitably ends with pond slime ... or GC as we call it <cheers>
     
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    Have you forgotten Spurlocks Theorem - you can’t bottle it if you have never been leading.

    This is what’s known as The Heroic Reverse Bottle - you bottle it first and then when the pressure is off, put in a challenge that just fails at the end.

    If you are an Arsenal fan you must be familiar with it - you used to do it every year in the last 16 against Bayern Munich.
     
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    City to expand their stadium to 63,000

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    I don't listen to that ****e but yes worried. Beat Napoli by 2 at home isn't an easy task they've been very good and Ancelotti is no mug.
    We have a chance and will be up for it but who knows.
     
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    You're ignoring the plastic footy fans of the world, City will get more and more fans as they keep winning. Might fill the stadium sometime in the next 20 years.
     
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    Never easy to beat Barca at their ground but they are already through and will rest some players, Spurs have a good chance.
     
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    So both Manchester clubs are in the next round.

    Spuds will bottle it an go out, but Pool will win and go through.
     
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    If you're on song...you can get the result you need but for me...you don't seem to be as free flowing as I've come to expect...that front 3 is not ticking. Napoli are no mugs they are top of the pile with a game to go after all...and I agree with Klopp...it's going to have to be a magical Anfield crowd to lift the players or I think you could be out as I can see them scoring at least 1.
     
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  19. There’s a nervousness and hesitation in ‘Pool’s playing, at the moment. I think their players arrogantly expected Spurs to be a lot further behind them than we are, at this stage.

    It’s going to be too much for me, if ‘Pool, having been above us for most of the season, finish below us, yet again!

    I have made enquires at the cock clinic, to see whether or not I can book a bed now, Bruv.
     
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    Make that 2 beds, fam.
     
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